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2020-07-04 -Short Attention Span Theater-
Deloitte says Harvard grad who wept dramatically over loss of ‘dream job’ was NEVER an employee
[BIZPACREVIEW] The story involving Harvard graduate Claira Janover has taken on bizarre elements of a Seinfeld episode after the company she claimed she was fired from said that she never worked for them.

A teary-eyed Janover said she was fired from her "government and public-service analyst" job at Deloitte amid the fierce backlash over her threatening to stab anyone who dare to say "All Lives Matter," rather than Black Lives Matter.

The only problem with Janover playing the victim is that Deloitte confirmed that she was never an employee of the company, the Daily Mail reported Friday.

Deloitte managing director Jonathan Gandal told the British tabloid that Janover "has never been an employee of our organization."

Instead, according to Gandal, she was "formerly scheduled for a two-week internship later this summer."
There are no words. None whatsoever.
All of which calls to mind the Seinfeld character Cosmo Kramer getting fired from the fictional company Brandt/Leland, which he "accidentally" began working for, though he was never hired.
Related: Who is Claira Janover?
Posted by Fred 2020-07-04 00:00|| || Front Page|| [9 views ]  Top

#1 Harvard grad, huh? How much Native American did she claim?
Posted by Clem 2020-07-04 01:14||   2020-07-04 01:14|| Front Page Top

#2 So, how much did she get in GoFundMe?
Posted by g(r)omgoru PB 2020-07-04 03:33||   2020-07-04 03:33|| Front Page Top

#3 Lots, I'll bet. From bleeding heart idiots.
Posted by gorb 2020-07-04 04:34||   2020-07-04 04:34|| Front Page Top

#4 ...Given the grammar the little snowflake used during the video, I got my doubts that she even knows where Harvard is much less graduated from it.

Mike
Posted by Mike Kozlowski 2020-07-04 07:26||   2020-07-04 07:26|| Front Page Top

#5 It would be funny to see some of that GoFundMe boodle getting clawed back now.
Posted by M. Murcek 2020-07-04 07:52||   2020-07-04 07:52|| Front Page Top

#6 The key to graduating Harvard and other Ivy League universities is getting accepted. Grade inflation creates no separation of student performance. Most students get A’s in nearly all classes. The Diploma is one big participation trophy.
Posted by Airandee 2020-07-04 08:04||   2020-07-04 08:04|| Front Page Top

#7 #4 Let me guess, you never taught college, Calabrese (😢).
Posted by g(r)omgoru 2020-07-04 08:10||   2020-07-04 08:10|| Front Page Top

#8 This is getting hilariouser and hilariouser by the day.

Stupid little self-absorbed snowflake bitch...
Posted by Dave D. 2020-07-04 09:01||   2020-07-04 09:01|| Front Page Top

#9 So you're telling me this lunatic lefty lied about something? Get outta here!
Posted by Raj 2020-07-04 09:43||   2020-07-04 09:43|| Front Page Top

#10 Some idiot even started a change.org petition to get "get her job back." 132 signers as of now. What a riot.
Posted by M. Murcek 2020-07-04 10:34||   2020-07-04 10:34|| Front Page Top

#11 Her imaginary friends told her it would be the right thing to knife the imaginary enemies. And now she's boo-hooing about the imaginary job loss. What's next?
Posted by AlmostAnonymous5839 2020-07-04 23:40||   2020-07-04 23:40|| Front Page Top

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