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2020-06-04 -Lurid Crime Tales-

A Spanish Porn Star Killed a Dude While High on Toad Venom

[Right Scoop] The moment you saw this headline, you knew. Without a doubt, this is the most exciting thing you’re going to read all day.

Sure, there are protests and riots going on. There is still a pandemic to worry about. Donald Trump has now claimed he made up Jim Mattis’ "Mad Dog" nickname. There is so much going on in the world that it’s really just overwhelming.

But, in the midst of all this darkness, a headline appeared over here at RedState dot com that made you stop and forget all of the other troubles of the world. For a moment, you forgot all that negativity and saw, for an instant, that there is a God, and he can provide you with a distraction so powerful it is nothing short of a miracle.

A Spanish porn star — that’s right, an adult movie actor from Spain — may have killed someone, and may have done so while high. On toad venom.

There is so much happening in this headline that you have to stop and re-read it a few times just to see if your eyes are playing tricks on you. Dear readers, your eyes are just fine. This precise order of words, "A Spanish Porn Star Killed a Dude While High on Toad Venom", is not your brain trying to function through a ruptured aneurysm. This is a real story that happened, and it is my honor to present it to you.

As I was scrolling through all the negativity on Twitter, I saw this story posted. Immediately, I felt that it was my duty to share it with you all.

Posted by Besoeker 2020-06-04 09:41|| || Front Page|| [11133 views ] Top

#1 More ancient Chinese medicine.

Toad Venom: Weird Trip or Cancer Cure?

Posted by Skidmark 2020-06-04 09:59|| 2020-06-04 09:59|| Front Page Top

#2 You don't even have to mouth them, just handle them. Rub in your armpits if your are an experienced skypilot.

Posted by M. Murcek 2020-06-04 11:16|| 2020-06-04 11:16|| Front Page Top

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