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CNN Praises Governor Cuomo For Killing Off The Elderly Since They Probably Would Have Voted For Trump

[Babylon Bee] ATLANTA, GA—CNN has praised Governor Andrew Cuomo's "brilliant" nursing home strategy as it ended in the deaths of thousands of senior citizens, who skew conservative and Republican.

The station's hosts said that forcing nursing home residents to admit COVID-19 patients was a "stroke of genius" that all other state governors really should start looking into.

"A genius move, brother," said Chris Cuomo as he interviewed Andrew Cuomo, which is not weird or biased at all. "Really inspired. How do you come up with it? You're so great."

"Aw, shucks," said Andrew Cuomo. "Stop it!"

"No, you stop it."

"You stop it!"

This went on for some time before the brothers argued at length over who would hang up first.

At publishing time, the station had also recognized another element of just how genius this move was, since those killed by COVID-19 are now voting Democrat.

Posted by Besoeker 2020-05-21 02:30|| || Front Page|| [11131 views ] Top

#1 Had me for a second -- Cuomo is actually very likely to be guilty of manslaughter against scores of elderly nursing home residents -- but ultimately guessed Bee.

Posted by Lex 2020-05-21 09:31|| 2020-05-21 09:31|| Front Page Top

#2 Up $1 as well

Posted by Warthog 2020-05-21 09:50|| 2020-05-21 09:50|| Front Page Top

#3 I'm losing my touch. I didn't realize it was a Bee article until read the source.

Posted by Rambler in Virginia 2020-05-21 11:00|| 2020-05-21 11:00|| Front Page Top

#4 You're slipping Bee.

Posted by JohnQC 2020-05-21 11:37|| 2020-05-21 11:37|| Front Page Top

#5 No way, it's Bee for sure. What they say over martinis in private is another matter.

Posted by magpie 2020-05-21 12:23|| 2020-05-21 12:23|| Front Page Top

#6 More Social Security for ME!

Posted by Skidmark 2020-05-21 15:00|| 2020-05-21 15:00|| Front Page Top

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