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2020-05-07 Home Front: Politix
Poll Finds Majority Of Democrats Would Have Voted For Ted Bundy If He'd Run Against Trump
[Babylon Bee] A new CNN poll found that 97% of Democrats would have supported a Ted Bundy presidential run if the serial killer and rapist had run against Trump.

The poll confirmed that most Democrats would totally support a serial rapist as long as it meant beating Trump.

"Sure, he was a vicious, brutal rapist, but we have to get Trump out of the White House," said feminist attorney Lisa Bloom. "I believe Bundy's victims. We still have to stop Trump, so I'll support any rapist the DNC nominates. But I believe the victims. And I'm sorry."

People pointed out that Trump is bad and so that anybody who runs against him is good. "Bill Cosby, Kevin Spacey, Harvey Weinstein, Jeffrey Epstein -- I'd vote for any of these guys in a heartbeat over the bad orange man," said Alyssa Milano. "You would vote for Bundy, right? #MeToo."

"Vote blue no matter who."

A very small minority of Democrats said they would not vote for Ted Bundy, but these people are dumb because they don't realize that only two parties can participate according to the Constitution, and if you don't vote for one bad candidate you're basically voting for the other one.
Posted by Frank G 2020-05-07 00:00|| || Front Page|| [8 views ]  Top

#1 Sadly BEElievable!
Posted by borgboy 2020-05-07 00:34||   2020-05-07 00:34|| Front Page Top

#2 Biden/Bundy 2020!!!
Posted by Phusotle Dingle5823 2020-05-07 00:59||   2020-05-07 00:59|| Front Page Top

#3 Down $1. Bee in top form
Posted by Lex 2020-05-07 04:07||   2020-05-07 04:07|| Front Page Top

#4 I would have done just fine today without a Bundy reminder. What a chilling and disgustingly sad low-point in our nation's history.
Posted by Besoeker 2020-05-07 07:33||   2020-05-07 07:33|| Front Page Top

#5 The Bee probably thinks this is outside the realm of possibility.
Posted by gorb 2020-05-07 10:06||   2020-05-07 10:06|| Front Page Top

#6 New batting stance has saved me around $8.
Bonus points for an Alyssa Milano reference. Double bonus for believable catchy political chant.
Posted by swksvolFF 2020-05-07 10:52||   2020-05-07 10:52|| Front Page Top

#7 Killer creeps have always been with humanity, B. Any time, any place.

Bundy was not a creation of our nation nor a blight on our history. He just was. He created himself.
Posted by JHH 2020-05-07 13:56||   2020-05-07 13:56|| Front Page Top

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