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2020-04-28 -Signs, Portents, and the Weather-

Inspiring: Celebrities Spell Out 'We're All In This Together' With Their Yachts

[Babylon Bee] MALIBU, CA—Many described the scene as breathtaking or awe-inspiring. Others were so touched they couldn't find the words to communicate how they felt. Most simply wept.

No matter how they expressed their emotions, everyone agreed that the scene off the Malibu coast Monday morning was exactly what America needed to get through this pandemic. Celebrities gathered their multi-million-dollar yachts on the waters of the Pacific Ocean and spelled out "WE'RE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER."

"We're just like you," said Ellen DeGeneres on her Instagram as her servants sailed her yacht into position to form the apostrophe. "Yes, maybe I have a yacht and you've only ever been on the Storybook Canal boats at Disneyland, but still. It's pretty much the same thing."

"Stay home, save lives -- it's not that hard," said Patton Oswalt, whose fleet of yachts made up several of the letters. "Look, poor people, it's not worth risking your life just to go to Fuddruckers or work a job or whatever it is you peasants do all day."

After the stunt was over, Oswalt had his chauffeur drive him home in his hot tub limousine as he snorted several million dollars' worth of powdered caviar.

"All of humanity is fighting this together and we're all as one," said Lady Gaga, who was wearing a bathing suit made out of gold bricks. "Though, I mean, don't try to get on my yacht. My guards will literally shoot you. That's not a metaphor."

Posted by Besoeker 2020-04-28 01:33|| || Front Page|| [11125 views ] Top

#1 Up $1. Maybe a sign things are starting to be less absurd / beginning slowly to inch toward normal again?

Posted by Lex 2020-04-28 02:00|| 2020-04-28 02:00|| Front Page Top

#2 I have been snookered by the Bee! Another dollar in the jar.

Posted by magpie 2020-04-28 02:00|| 2020-04-28 02:00|| Front Page Top

#3 Target rich environment?

Posted by g(r)omgoru 2020-04-28 03:16|| 2020-04-28 03:16|| Front Page Top

#4 Knew this was Bee. In real life our betters would have misspelled "WE'RE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER." from Aruba.

Posted by Phusotle Dingle5823 2020-04-28 06:18|| 2020-04-28 06:18|| Front Page Top

#5 Funny, bu our celebrities could organize that. To much coordination and spelling required.

They might manage 'We're in" if they had a screenwriter telling them what to write and a director telling them where to dock but they'd probably still screwup the spelling of we're and manage where or wear instead.

Posted by ruprecht 2020-04-28 09:43|| 2020-04-28 09:43|| Front Page Top

#6 Thought this was the Bee. However, I'm down a few bucks.

Posted by JohnQC 2020-04-28 10:05|| 2020-04-28 10:05|| Front Page Top

#7 /\ This. Down a few as well.

Posted by Whiskey Mike 2020-04-28 10:53|| 2020-04-28 10:53|| Front Page Top

#8 Time to thank the celebrities

Posted by M. Murcek 2020-04-28 12:39|| 2020-04-28 12:39|| Front Page Top

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