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2020-04-10 -Lurid Crime Tales-

Iowa Woman Arrested After Asking Cops to Check Drugs for Coronavirus

OMG, the ploy actually worked!

[BREITBART] An Iowa woman was arrested after allegedly asking the cops to check her stash of narcotics for traces of the coronavirus (aka COVID19 or Chinese Plague)

coronavirus (aka COVID19 or Chinese Plague)

...the twenty first century equivalent of bubonic plague, only instead of killing off a third of the population of Europe it kills 3.4 percent of those who notice they have it. It seems to be fond of the elderly, especially Iranian politicians and holy men...
Shawn Salmen, 53, has been charged with two felony drug charges and a first-time offense of marijuana possession, KCAU reported.

Court documents said that Salmen drove to the Sioux City Police Department shortly after 1 p.m. Sunday. Officers said she was sweating profusely, behaving erratically, and admitting to recently consuming methamphetamine.

Salmen also asked the officers to check her drugs for coronavirus, according to the court documents.

Officers conducted a search of her and her vehicle and found 14.4 grams of substance which tested positive for methamphetamine, a substance which Salmen claimed was marijuana, and assorted drug paraphernalia.

Police took Salmen to the Woodbury County Law Enforcement Center to take a drug test, which she failed. From there, she was booked into the Woodbury County Jail and has bonded out since.

Posted by Fred 2020-04-10 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11133 views ] Top

#1 I first laughed - then realized she is probably related to me.

Posted by Anomalous Sources 2020-04-10 01:30|| 2020-04-10 01:30|| Front Page Top

#2 It seemed like a good idea at the time.

Posted by Skidmark 2020-04-10 10:12|| 2020-04-10 10:12|| Front Page Top

#3 She seemed so refined and erudite, too.

You just never know...

Posted by charger 2020-04-10 14:07|| 2020-04-10 14:07|| Front Page Top

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