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2020-03-08 -Short Attention Span Theater-

‘Centenarian' marries woman in her 20s in South Sulawesi

[MSN] The marriage of a man who is said to be at least 100 years old and a young woman believed to be in her 20s in South Sulawesi has become a widely discussed union in Indonesia, after photos and videos taken at their wedding went viral yesterday.
"Went viral?"
The intergenerational couple tied the knot in Wajo regency yesterday afternoon, as confirmed by Ayu Anggreni Muchtar, a relative of the groom.
Ayu is only giving the union 2-5 years. Katte reportedly has a roving eye.
"Yes, the wedding was held this afternoon at the bride’s home on Galico street," Ayu told Kumparan yesterday.
100 is the new 75.
Ayu said the groom is named Katte and the bride’s name is Indo Alang.
Indo is reported to be a Costco COVID-19 hoarder.
"I’m not really sure about their exact ages but Katte is definitely more than 100 years old, he was a fighter during the Dutch colonial era. Whereas the wife is still in her 20s," Ayu continued.

Posted by Besoeker 2020-03-08 09:13|| || Front Page|| [19 views ] Top

#1 Katte reportedly responded "lingronitan et wanlo grolonoi."
(roughly translated - you're only as old as the woman you feel)

Posted by Besoeker 2020-03-08 09:16|| 2020-03-08 09:16|| Front Page Top

#2 Her dowry was several cases of Metamucil and Ensure

Posted by Frank G 2020-03-08 09:35|| 2020-03-08 09:35|| Front Page Top

#3 It's one of those May/Heat death of the universe romances.

Posted by charger 2020-03-08 15:15|| 2020-03-08 15:15|| Front Page Top

#4 But who calls dat livin'
When no gal'll give in
To no man what's nine hundred years?

Posted by Canuckistan sniper 2020-03-08 22:40|| 2020-03-08 22:40|| Front Page Top

#5 *happy sigh*

Posted by trailing wife 2020-03-08 23:54|| 2020-03-08 23:54|| Front Page Top

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