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Biden Misstates His Own Name, Tells His Supporters ‘We Can Only Re-Elect Donald Trump'

[Red State] Unfortunately for the Democrats, Joe Biden still has to campaign, they can’t just hide him away, hope he gets the nomination and doesn’t have to do anything to get to the general election.

As long as Biden is talking, that’s a problem for the Democrats.

He was in Missouri campaigning on Sunday and he could barely get his words out. According to Townhall, he even managed to mispronounce his own name, urging people to vote for him because he was a "lifelong Democrat," an "Obiden Bama Democrat."

"Turn this primary from a campaign which is about negative attacks to one that’s about what we’re for. Because we cannot get re-elect, we cannot win this re-election, excuse me. We can only re-elect Donald Trump," Biden said to his supporters.
Go back to eating paste and licking windows and children, Joe

Posted by Besoeker 2020-03-08 08:28|| || Front Page|| [11132 views ] Top

#1 Maybe BFF Barry will let him borrow his Binky the Teleprompter

Posted by Bob Grorong1136 2020-03-08 09:41|| 2020-03-08 09:41|| Front Page Top

#2 Hopefully someone has hidden the keys to the Corvette.

Posted by Besoeker 2020-03-08 09:45|| 2020-03-08 09:45|| Front Page Top

#3 Trans-Am

Posted by Frank G 2020-03-08 09:49|| 2020-03-08 09:49|| Front Page Top

#4 Kamala Harris endorsed Biden yesterday apparently.

Posted by lord garth 2020-03-08 10:00|| 2020-03-08 10:00|| Front Page Top

#5 /\ But will Joe remember ?

Posted by Besoeker 2020-03-08 10:06|| 2020-03-08 10:06|| Front Page Top

#6 ‘We Can Only Re-Elect Donald Trump'

He ain't wrong.

Posted by DarthVader 2020-03-08 11:19|| 2020-03-08 11:19|| Front Page Top

#7 I'm surprised his Trans Am doesn't say Ford across the windshield.

Starting a betting pool. how soon before Amy Klobuchar is forced to change Joe's diapers. With a fork.

Posted by Woodrow 2020-03-08 11:19|| 2020-03-08 11:19|| Front Page Top

#8 Not the Bee? Aw, man!

Posted by SteveS 2020-03-08 12:16|| 2020-03-08 12:16|| Front Page Top

#9 Seems he hasn't had his quota of hair-sniffs.

That is, maybe there's some reviving chemical - unbeknown to us - that the man inhales when he sniffs female hair?

Posted by Lex 2020-03-08 16:23|| 2020-03-08 16:23|| Front Page Top

#10 It's always worked for me, Lex.

Posted by Mullah Richard 2020-03-08 16:51|| 2020-03-08 16:51|| Front Page Top

#11 Well, except my Mom's Aqua-net.

Posted by Mullah Richard 2020-03-08 16:53|| 2020-03-08 16:53|| Front Page Top

#12 If the Trump folks aren't taking that sound bite and preparing ads they are fools.

"We can only re-elect Donald Trump," Biden's voice.
"I'm Donald Trump and I approve of this message," Trump's voice.

Easy as can be and if folks whine that it's taken out of context they can play the whole clip that makes Biden sound lie he is senile and got with that instead.

Posted by ruprecht 2020-03-08 17:15|| 2020-03-08 17:15|| Front Page Top

#13 "NO! NO!" sez his handlers behind stage. Too bad the feds just outlawed shock collars.

Posted by Varmint Splat1454 2020-03-08 22:16|| 2020-03-08 22:16|| Front Page Top

#14 #4 Kamala Harris endorsed former 2020 rival Joe Biden

Biden is the Dem deepstate choice because he is controllable. If he won, a lot of his/their problems would go away. A possibility is the DS will stick Hillary on the ticket as his VP. They might then push the 25th Amendment to remove Balmy Biden and install Hillary. I dunno but it is a scenario that might have occurred to them. I don't think it will happen. IMHO, Trump will win big.

Posted by JohnQC 2020-03-08 23:52|| 2020-03-08 23:52|| Front Page Top

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