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2020-03-07 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Electric chair routinely used on staff discovered in Amy Klobuchar's senate office

[GenesiusTkmes] It’s a rather poorly kept secret that Senator Amy Klobuchar has been downright abusive to her staff for years. Her constant berating, temper tantrums, outrageous demands, and demeaning put-downs are legion. The Minnesota nice moniker that her campaign has put forth is exactly the opposite of her abusive nature and has been replaced by Minneapolis Maniac and The St. Paul Satan.

Initial reports found that when staff had failed to bring her coffee in the morning she would first berate them and when alone with them on the road would push them out the car door as they were speeding along. A few staffers complained about this but most were killed instantly so not much came of this.

The Electric Chair was only discovered because when in use, the Eastern Seaboard would go dark. In addition, the burn units in local hospitals were so full that many beds had to be placed inside the frozen vegetable sections of local Piggly Wiggly's. Luckily for Amy, all the staffers from the Biden, Warren, and Buttigieg campaigns have jumped ship and joined the Klobuchar campaign. Unfortunately, Bloomberg has offered those staffers $100,000,000 each to join his campaign forcing Amy to drive to Home Depot every morning to obtain fresh faces as some staffers leaving her office no longer had theirs.

Posted by Woodrow 2020-03-07 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11134 views ] Top

#1 If one were forced to go home to that every night, there would only be one alternative.

Posted by Besoeker 2020-03-07 07:53|| 2020-03-07 07:53|| Front Page Top

#2 harridan, noun - See entry Amy Klobuchar

Posted by DooDahMan 2020-03-07 14:40|| 2020-03-07 14:40|| Front Page Top

#3 Never did understand why she ran. A singular side-mouth-talking uninspired unpleasant Senator. Eating a salad with a comb?

Posted by Frank G 2020-03-07 16:15|| 2020-03-07 16:15|| Front Page Top

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