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2020-03-02 Olde Tyme Religion
Coughing pope cancels participating in Lenten retreat
[APNEWS] A coughing Pope Francis
...Argentine liberation theologist, born Jorge Mario Bergoglio. He was elected pope in 2013. Rather than setting up shop in Avignon, where he belongs, the first Jesuit Pope chose to reside in the Domus Sanctae Marthae guesthouse instead of the papal apartments. He is big on climate change, against consumerism, and in favor of throwing a blanket over homosexual activity within the clergy. He's not real sure about the Resurrection, about Christ's divinity, and a few other things that would have gotten him burned at the stake a few hundred years ago, but he's hot for a certain South American Earth Mother Goddess...
told pilgrims gathered for the traditional Sunday blessing that he is canceling his participation at a week-long spiritual retreat in the Roman countryside because of a cold.

It is the first time in his seven-year papacy that he has missed the spiritual exercises that he initiated early in his pontificate to mark the start of each Lenten season. Such retreats are typical Jesuits, an order to which he belongs.
"This year, for Lent, I'm giving up good health"
The 83-year-old pontiff, who lost part of a lung to a respiratory illness as a young man, has canceled several official engagements this week as he battled an apparent cold.

His weekly appearance Sunday to pilgrims from a window high above St. Peter’s Square was the first time he has been seen publicly since Ash Wednesday, when he was seen coughing and blowing his nose during Mass.

Francis paused twice to cough Sunday while addressing the faithful. At the end, he asked for prayers for the spiritual retreat, adding "unfortunately a cold prevents me from participating this year. I will be following the meditation from here."
Posted by Fred 2020-03-02 00:00|| || Front Page|| [7 views ]  Top

#1 That's how it starts. We'll soon see.
Posted by Dale 2020-03-02 04:36||   2020-03-02 04:36|| Front Page Top

#2 Swing low sweet chariot coming on to carry me home...
Posted by Procopius2k 2020-03-02 06:41||   2020-03-02 06:41|| Front Page Top

#3 The Coughing Popes would be a good band name.
Papal Snark O'The Day
Posted by SteveS 2020-03-02 11:24||   2020-03-02 11:24|| Front Page Top

#4 Iran’s ambassador to the Vatican has corona virus.
Posted by Grunter 2020-03-02 17:30||   2020-03-02 17:30|| Front Page Top

#5 The next Pope should be an AI avatar. It would save everyone a lot of time, money and... carbon, all this traveling and shaking of hands. The avatar could remain in a meditative posture all the time, and be called up remotely on smart devices... offering unsolicited, inane profundities to users. The Pope could be downloaded from Google Play™.


I'm serious. It doesn't really have to be an intelligent human being, just a facsimile of one. This one proved it.
Posted by Dron66046 2020-03-02 17:42||   2020-03-02 17:42|| Front Page Top

#6 #3 - Late Snark O' The Day Entry
Posted by Frank G 2020-03-02 20:45||   2020-03-02 20:45|| Front Page Top

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