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2020-01-12 Home Front: Culture Wars

Jane Fonda Saves the Planet From Herself

[Sultan Knish] - Last year, Jane Fonda sold her "eco-conscious" Beverly Hills mansion, with its 7,102 square feet on a 36,000 square foot lot enclosing a his and her master suite, a glass elevator, 5 bathrooms, glass walls, fireplaces, a fountain, a meditation garden, a fully stocked gym, a pavilion with heat lamps, and a huge pool for $8.5 million after she found no takers at its original $13 million sale price.

"This was the first time in my 79 years," Fonda enunciates with the deep pathos of an orphan finally getting a full meal as the camera zooms through the cavernous interior of a walk-in closet the size of some people’s homes , "that I have had a closet that you could walk in and see everything you have."

As Gaia is my witness, If I have to lie, steal, cheat or kill, I’ll never go without a walk-in closet again.

Posted by g(r)omgoru 2020-01-12 03:25|| || Front Page|| [13 views ] Top

#1 I'm slipping. Thought this the Bee.

Posted by JohnQC 2020-01-12 11:11|| 2020-01-12 11:11|| Front Page Top

#2 Oh, I was hoping she checked out. So to speak. Of natural causes, I mean.

Posted by Bobby 2020-01-12 12:41|| 2020-01-12 12:41|| Front Page Top

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