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2020-01-04 -Lurid Crime Tales-

20-Year-Old Upstate NY Man Charged With Sexually Abusing A Goat

Closet jihadist?
[DailyVoice] John Tibbles, 20, was arrested and charged with sexual misconduct following a complaint that was filed in his hometown, according to the Oswego County Sheriff’s Office.

It is alleged that Tibbles had sexual contact with the goat approximately 40 miles north of Syracuse in Richland.

Posted by Glenmore 2020-01-04 00:37|| || Front Page|| [11138 views ] Top

#1 I think there may be a breed of folks who think if you can eat it or milk it, you can't logically be guilty of sexually abusing it. These are not people from Italy who use Water Buffalo milk to make Mozzarella ... it's those other guys.

Posted by Beau 2020-01-04 00:48|| 2020-01-04 00:48|| Front Page Top

#2 "Not that kind of kid!", J.Epstein

Posted by Procopius2k 2020-01-04 02:53|| 2020-01-04 02:53|| Front Page Top

#3 Old joke from British india: two old army blokes are talking.
I say, old boy, did you hear about Carstairs?
No, what about him?
He's left his wife and run off with a goat.
No, never.
It's true old boy.
What, a male goat or a female?
Female, of course. There's nothing queer about old Carstairs.

Posted by Grunter 2020-01-04 03:03|| 2020-01-04 03:03|| Front Page Top

#4 Odd, does not appear to be somalian.

Was expecting a story referring to Omar's "Husbro".

Posted by Woodrow 2020-01-04 04:38|| 2020-01-04 04:38|| Front Page Top

#5 I blame the feminists !

Posted by Dron66046 2020-01-04 07:43|| 2020-01-04 07:43|| Front Page Top

#6 Bah!

Posted by Mercutio 2020-01-04 08:29|| 2020-01-04 08:29|| Front Page Top

#7 Procopius2k, that's the comment of the day.

Posted by Glenmore 2020-01-04 09:43|| 2020-01-04 09:43|| Front Page Top

#8 Dangerous liaisons from Democratic goats.com are waiting to meet you!

Posted by Slolet Crusolet1268 2020-01-04 10:30|| 2020-01-04 10:30|| Front Page Top

#9 Cabron!

Posted by Lex 2020-01-04 12:11|| 2020-01-04 12:11|| Front Page Top

#10 Self-identified as a Chupacabra

Posted by Frank G 2020-01-04 12:23|| 2020-01-04 12:23|| Front Page Top

#11 Was the goat horny?

Posted by Bright Pebbles 2020-01-04 14:27|| 2020-01-04 14:27|| Front Page Top

#12 It was the goat's fault.

Posted by gorb 2020-01-04 14:37|| 2020-01-04 14:37|| Front Page Top

#13 there's a goat herder angle in here somewhere...

Posted by M. Murcek 2020-01-04 17:44|| 2020-01-04 17:44|| Front Page Top

#14 ^ Goat-Hurter

Posted by Lex 2020-01-04 18:17|| 2020-01-04 18:17|| Front Page Top

#15 Are there a lot of goat buggers in NY?

Posted by JohnQC 2020-01-04 23:18|| 2020-01-04 23:18|| Front Page Top

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