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Lisa Page To Teach College Course On How To Make Yourself Out To Be A Victim

[Babylon Bee] CAMBRIDGE, MA ‐ After Lisa Page finally spoke out against President Trump, masterfully painting herself as the target of Trump's oppression and misogyny, Harvard University quickly hired the former FBI lawyer to teach an upper-level course on how to turn yourself into the victim in any situation.

The course will cover various situations, from getting caught having an affair with a co-worker to conspiring to overthrow a republic, and teach students how to make themselves out to be the victim in any of these scenarios.
"I feel disenfranchised!"
"The way Page had an affair and then conspired with her lover to sabotage a democratic election and THEN made herself out to be the victim -- that's the kind of expertise we look for here at our prestigious university," said a spokesperson. "This is the sort of 4D chess we need to teach our students."

Harvard staff praised Page for harnessing the left's hate against Trump and using it to generate sympathy for herself.

"See how she didn't take any responsibility for her wrongdoings, but instead managed to blame patriarchy, misogyny, and President Trump for everything? She's clearly a pro."

Disgraced congresswoman Katie Hill will co-teach the class.

Posted by Frank G 2019-12-03 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11141 views ] Top

#1 Night = day.
Up = down.
Conspirator to overthrow a president = victim of a conspiracy by said president.

Posted by Lex 2019-12-03 00:58|| 2019-12-03 00:58|| Front Page Top

#2 Makes more sense that Comey teaching a course on ethics.

Posted by Rambler in Virginia 2019-12-03 07:29|| 2019-12-03 07:29|| Front Page Top

#3 #me2

Posted by Skidmark 2019-12-03 12:17|| 2019-12-03 12:17|| Front Page Top

#4 Fake but accurate

Posted by Mullah Richard 2019-12-03 12:23|| 2019-12-03 12:23|| Front Page Top

#5 A drunk drives a car and hits three pedestrians and kills them. The driver pleads: " It wasn't me that did this, it was the car that did it." Seems similar to Page and Strzok's evil-doing. What are they going to do blame us for reading their messages?

Posted by JohnQC 2019-12-03 14:14|| 2019-12-03 14:14|| Front Page Top

#6 Damn, got me again.

Posted by JohnQC 2019-12-03 14:15|| 2019-12-03 14:15|| Front Page Top

#7 Me too.

-dollar in the jar-

Posted by swksvolFF 2019-12-03 16:07|| 2019-12-03 16:07|| Front Page Top

#8 Damn, got me again.

"Can't anybody here play this game?" Just kidding.
Seriously, this has become like that Schroedinger's cat thing where you can't tell if the cat is alive or dead until you open the box, or in this case, read past the headline.

Posted by SteveS 2019-12-03 16:32|| 2019-12-03 16:32|| Front Page Top

#9 Game is getting tougher. I mean:

Greta on the Shelf Doll will track your Climate Sins.

Seriously know people would buy that for real.

Posted by swksvolFF 2019-12-03 17:47|| 2019-12-03 17:47|| Front Page Top

#10 Hey, I put it in the first line. Don't blame me :-)

Posted by Frank G 2019-12-03 19:04|| 2019-12-03 19:04|| Front Page Top

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