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2019-12-01 Home Front: Politix

Trump to buy Epstein's Pedophile Island to improve media coverage

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[TheDerringer] The Derringer has an exclusive report that President Trump is seriously considering buying Jeffrey Epstein's ‘Pedophile Island' as a tactic to improve his media coverage. The idea apparently arose in an oval office meeting with his communications team who suggested that Trump could get the same Epstein-style media blackout if he gets pedophile island back up and running and starts hobnobbing with the international elites there.

Posted by lord garth 2019-12-01 11:08|| || Front Page|| [11143 views ] Top

#1 I saw Epstein's island last week, from about a mile away, on a ferry between St. Thomas and St. Johns.

The ferry also passed Water Island, and the tour guide identified a big house on the water, calling it "Joe Biden's house". Just a fleeting glimpse, but I suppose it's over 5,000 SF and north of $10 million.

Not clear whether Biden owns it, or rents it. A search revealed two local newspaper articles which only said he visits there regularly. I'm sure he saved a lot of money riding Amtrak all those years.

Posted by Bobby 2019-12-01 13:14|| 2019-12-01 13:14|| Front Page Top

#2 Bee has a rival?
Super. More = merrier

My lord, you are merry.
No s---, darlin'. Git over here...

Posted by Lex 2019-12-01 20:34|| 2019-12-01 20:34|| Front Page Top

#3 Watch Shiff-for-brains claims this as reason for impeachment. About as credible...

Posted by CrazyFool 2019-12-01 20:59|| 2019-12-01 20:59|| Front Page Top

#4 James's Biden, Lunch Box Joe's brother owns property on Water Island. James is also involved in the "family business" of China and Ukraine. Must be profitable (sarc).

Posted by JohnQC 2019-12-01 23:49|| 2019-12-01 23:49|| Front Page Top

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