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2019-11-25 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Teen Dies While Subway Surfing on Queens Train

[BREITBART] A ~~dipshit~~ teenager was reportedly killed ~~during~~ after subway surfing on top of a train in Queens, New York, Saturday night.
Brilliant to the last...
The ~~hilarious~~ tragic incident happened around 8:45 p.m. on Saturday when he fell from the outside of a Manhattan-bound No. 7 train, according to the New York Daily News.
"Hey, y'all! Lookit me! Lookit me! Lookit-- Aaaiiieee! I am undone!"
Metropolitan Transportation Authority (MTA) motormen found the teen’s ~~carcass~~ body lying about 20 feet beyond the Queensboro Plaza station. He was pronounced dead at the scene, CBS New York reported.
"He's dead, Jim!"
Police said the ~~genius~~ youth, who was believed to be just 14 years of age, appeared to have hit his head on a piece of metal hanging over the tracks.
It was empty at the time. The head, not the piece of metal.
The New York City Transit Authority issued a statement via Twitter following the incident.

Posted by Fred 2019-11-25 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11129 views ] Top

#1 Play stupid games... Win stupid prizes.

Posted by CrazyFool 2019-11-25 07:58|| 2019-11-25 07:58|| Front Page Top

#2 MTA will be sued for this.

Posted by Glenmore 2019-11-25 09:46|| 2019-11-25 09:46|| Front Page Top

#3 Sure somebody on the train got a video.

Posted by Skidmark 2019-11-25 11:04|| 2019-11-25 11:04|| Front Page Top

#4 One day, you find yourself dead and realize your purpose in life was to serve as a warning to others. Sucks to be you!

Posted by SteveS 2019-11-25 11:17|| 2019-11-25 11:17|| Front Page Top

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