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2019-10-31 Home Front: Politix
CDC: People With Dirt On Clintons Have 843% Greater Risk Of Suicide
[The Babylon Bee - Humor] ATLANTA, GA – According to a report from the Centers for Disease Control released on Thursday, people with inside, compromising knowledge of Bill and Hillary Clinton’s financial and political dealings are 843% more likely to commit suicide.

“We’ve never seen a single risk factor cause a spike of this magnitude,” a CDC spokesperson told reporters. “Interestingly, in spite of their increased suicide risk, people with dirt on the Clintons rarely show any warning signs of suicide, and they never leave a suicide note.”

Remarking about how abnormal it is, the spokesman again stressed the significance of the data.

“Therefore, we advise any American with detrimental information about Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, or the Clinton Foundation to forget about it as quickly as possible to avoid a greatly increased probability of taking your own life,” he cautioned.

“And—I swear—that’s all we know.”

Posted by 3dc 2019-10-31 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11141 views ]  Top
 File under: Tin Hat Dictators, Presidents for Life,  

#1 Humor? You meant this isn't real?
Posted by Seeking Cure For Ignorance 2019-10-31 12:57||   2019-10-31 12:57|| Front Page Top

#2 843%. I would have thought it higher than that. Sometimes the CDC reflects a certain bias.
Posted by JohnQC 2019-10-31 16:13||   2019-10-31 16:13|| Front Page Top

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