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2019-10-26 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Indian man arrested after eating sloth bear genitalia to boost sex drive: police

[FOX] An Indian man was arrested Saturday after police allege that he cut off and ate sloth bear genitalia in an effort to boost his sex drive.

The man, only identified as "Yarlen," was taken into custody in the western state of Gujarat after being on the run for years, authorities said.

"We created a special cell to track him down and arrest him," Ritesh Sirothia, of the Madhya Pradesh Forest Department, told the BBC. "It was our longest chase, it went on for six years."

Investigators first thought something was amiss when they were notified of sloth bear carcasses — without their genitals — in Kanha National Park.

Officials say Yarlen is part of the nomadic Pardhi-Behelia tribe, which typically lives in forests and hunts to survive, and reportedly believes animal penises serve as an aphrodisiac.
Eat a bag o' dicks
In 2013, Yarlen was first arrested after two south bears were discovered without genitals and without gall bladders. He spent a year in jail before being released in 2014, when he made bail and fled.

Posted by Skidmark 2019-10-26 07:55|| || Front Page|| [7 views ] Top

#1 sloth bear
boost sex drive

Seems kinda counterintuitive... is the guy just a contrarian?

Posted by Lex 2019-10-26 08:49|| 2019-10-26 08:49|| Front Page Top

#2 Did he spend his fugitive years raping she-bears in the forests ?

Posted by Dron66046 2019-10-26 11:25|| 2019-10-26 11:25|| Front Page Top

#3 "Sloth Bear": sounds like an alias or avatar

Posted by Lex 2019-10-26 11:34|| 2019-10-26 11:34|| Front Page Top

#4 This here hobbit.

Posted by Dron66046 2019-10-26 12:10|| 2019-10-26 12:10|| Front Page Top

#5 Your hobbit doesn’t look particularly indigenous, but rather just an ordinary, modern man, rather better groomed than many.

Posted by trailing wife 2019-10-26 15:51|| 2019-10-26 15:51|| Front Page Top

#6 Sleek like an otter that he just chowed upon

Posted by Lex 2019-10-26 16:05|| 2019-10-26 16:05|| Front Page Top

#7 I guess it's better, though not as funny, than the other way around.

Posted by Pancho Flerens6518 2019-10-26 17:38|| 2019-10-26 17:38|| Front Page Top

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