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All The Other States Beg California To Add Them To Travel Ban

[Babylon Bee] U.S.‐After California added Iowa to its growing list of states to which the government will not fund trips, all the other states began clamoring to get added to this ban list.

"Wait---there's a way to get Californian politicians banned from traveling here? Where do we sign up?" said one state legislator in Georgia. "Is there a waiting list? Wait---all we have to do is refuse to fund gender transition surgeries!?! That's amazing!"

While just eleven states are currently on the list, dozens more are applying. Soon, almost every state except Oregon and New York will be on the list, and peace and utopia will break out across the nation as CA politicians will no longer be able to go there and say weird things and do even dumber things.

The states were disappointed to learn that the ban didn't include all Californians, but they said banning just the politicians was a good start, since they're the ones who ruined the state to begin with.

Posted by Besoeker 2019-09-18 02:11|| || Front Page|| [11136 views ] Top

#1 What we need is a moving ban. CA needs to ban its people from moving to deplorable states.

Posted by Zhang Fei 2019-09-18 02:58|| 2019-09-18 02:58|| Front Page Top

#2 Closed state borders, travel visas, wire....?

Posted by Besoeker 2019-09-18 03:02|| 2019-09-18 03:02|| Front Page Top

#3 ..tagging, don't forget tagging.

Add another item to the bucket list that the judiciary has done to screw up the country, that being tossing the minimal residency time before people can vote in local elections.

Posted by Procopius2k 2019-09-18 08:02|| 2019-09-18 08:02|| Front Page Top

#4 CA needs to ban its people from moving to deplorable states.

So you can move to Massachusetts, then to New Hampshire!

Posted by Raj 2019-09-18 08:48|| 2019-09-18 08:48|| Front Page Top

#5 We moved from CA to Idaho. In our case, we were political refugees. Simple entrance exam , such as "How many genders are there?"Ans: greater than 2 is a fail or "How much ammo do you need?" Ans: More than you have.
A few simple questions should weed out the un-deplorables

Posted by Warthog 2019-09-18 08:57|| 2019-09-18 08:57|| Front Page Top

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