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2019-09-11 -Lurid Crime Tales-

Migrant Charged for Alleged Sex with Cow Arrested Again in Texas

[BREITBART] A Mexican migrant arrested earlier this year after Border Patrol agents saw him allegedly having sex with a cow was arrested again in South Texas. Police in the Rio Grande Valley arrested the man on allegations of intoxicated driving.

In March, Border Patrol agents observed a Mexican man illegally present in the United States having sex with a cow, Breitbart Texas reported. The alleged act of bestiality took place in Starr County, officials reported at the time:

At the scene, deputies interviewed 28-year-old Jose Nino, a Mexican national who was in the country illegally. Sheriff’s deputies arrested Nino and took him to the Starr County jail. Nino went before Starr County Justice of the Peace Ramiro Guillen, who formally charged him with one count of bestiality, a state jail felony, and set his bond at $1,500 personal recognizance. Deputies then turned Nino over to U.S. Border Patrol.

Now, the man appears to be in trouble with the law again.

Texas Department of Public Safety troopers arrested Jose Nino this week for allegedly driving while intoxicated, KGBT’s Sydney Hernandez reported in a tweet.

Immigration officials told Breitbart Texas that Nino has a lengthy immigration history which includes multiple violations for illegal re-entry after removal. U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement placed an immigration detainer on Nino on Monday.

Posted by Fred 2019-09-11 00:00|| || Front Page|| [14 views ] Top

#1 Illegal entry, and then some.

Posted by Lex 2019-09-11 00:29|| 2019-09-11 00:29|| Front Page Top

#2 A face even a cow awaiting steakdom couldn't love.

Yep. Rape.

Posted by Dron66046 2019-09-11 01:33|| 2019-09-11 01:33|| Front Page Top

#3 Aaagh... sorry.

Posted by Dron66046 2019-09-11 01:33|| 2019-09-11 01:33|| Front Page Top

#4 Well, at least it was a cow and not an 11 years old.

Posted by g(r)omgoru 2019-09-11 01:40|| 2019-09-11 01:40|| Front Page Top

#5 Dron66046, add width=400 to the string to ensure you don’t break the Burg.

Posted by trailing wife 2019-09-11 01:40|| 2019-09-11 01:40|| Front Page Top

#6 I am thinking of the time a sailor of the British Royal Navy in the Napoleonic times, raped the nanny goat that supplied the officers with cream for their tea and coffee. He was whipped around the fleet, but they had a problem of deciding on what to do about the goat. They concluded it wouldn't be right to continue to milk the goat so the goat became food.

Posted by Groth Hupans2047 2019-09-11 02:08|| 2019-09-11 02:08|| Front Page Top

#7 Wonder what the Hindoos will be thinking about this.

Posted by Skidmark 2019-09-11 02:38|| 2019-09-11 02:38|| Front Page Top

#8 A classic hindoo overreaction would be a campaign of burning alive everybody of similar decent or just the surname Nino, until the paramilitary intervene to save them.

"Slay ! Slay the sons of El Nino !"

Posted by Dron66046 2019-09-11 03:11|| 2019-09-11 03:11|| Front Page Top

#9 Judging from this guy's face, it was love at first sight.

Posted by Raj 2019-09-11 07:43|| 2019-09-11 07:43|| Front Page Top

#10 Is there a picture of the perpetrator?

Posted by bbrewer126 2019-09-11 11:26|| 2019-09-11 11:26|| Front Page Top

#11 He always wanted to be a cowpoke.

Posted by The peanut gallery 2019-09-11 11:51|| 2019-09-11 11:51|| Front Page Top

#12 Wait until TW sees this, TPG

Posted by g(r)omgoru 2019-09-11 12:00|| 2019-09-11 12:00|| Front Page Top

#13 Wait until TW sees this

I saw. I laughed. Go to your room, jpal. ;-)

Posted by trailing wife 2019-09-11 14:22|| 2019-09-11 14:22|| Front Page Top

#14 Whoops! My apologies, jpal. I meant The peanut gallery. But I made lemon bars to share with the falsely punished, so please help yourself.

Posted by trailing wife 2019-09-11 19:47|| 2019-09-11 19:47|| Front Page Top

#15 An old Hindoo tranny of Dhaka
Once frantically f----d an alpaca.
Why stretch to such length?
I'm just stressing the strength
Of diversity, cracker! [maraca]

Posted by Slolumble Flomoling4297 2019-09-11 20:29|| 2019-09-11 20:29|| Front Page Top

#16 Sez me, "Lemon bars without mint!"
Sez she, "OMG, no she di'n't!"
"But wait. She skipped chips...
And the trinity... trips!"
"Now that's going too far." [squints like Clint]

Posted by Slolumble Flomoling4297 2019-09-11 23:48|| 2019-09-11 23:48|| Front Page Top

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