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2019-08-25 Home Front: Politix

Ben & Jerry's Unveils New Antifa-Inspired Flavors

[Babylon Bee] SOUTH BURLINGTON, VT‐Ben & Jerry's has long been known for the ice cream company's political activism, introducing flavors that support many progressive causes.

The company has done it again with its exciting new Antifa-inspired flavors, the sale of which benefits the anti-fascist organization that bravely stops fascism by force and silencing those they disagree with.

The new flavors include Vegan Coconut Milkshake with Real Concrete Mix, Blood of the People You Disagree With, and Antifa Protester B.O. All the flavors are made with real ingredients, whether that's blood harvested from people that Antifa threw a brick at or actual sweat from Antifa rioters.

"Delicious!" said one Antifa taste-tester in Portland before throwing his half-finished Vegan Coconut Concrete ice cream at a conservative reporter standing nearby. "It's great to know I'm supporting a wonderful cause like fighting Nazis with my ice cream purchases. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to find undesirables and utilize violence against them."

At your local Ben & Jerry's ice cream shop, you can even get your Antifa ice cream customized with great new toppings like Molotov cocktail drizzle, real bread crumbs from a Soviet breadline, and bits of dog meat from Venezuela.

Posted by Besoeker 2019-08-25 06:24|| || Front Page|| [10328 views ] Top

#1 How many times will we say, "But I didn't know it was the Bee?"

Posted by Mercutio 2019-08-25 07:37|| 2019-08-25 07:37|| Front Page Top

#2 I spotted Der Bee this time. I'm getting better at this.

Or maybe it's just because Ben & Jerry is so old-fashioned / non-digital / un-cool that ithis story even if true would never have been given play by the MSM

Posted by Lex 2019-08-25 11:59|| 2019-08-25 11:59|| Front Page Top

#3 IIRC, B & J have some 'woke' flavors like Pecan Resist, but I'm too lazy to go look for them.

Posted by SteveS 2019-08-25 12:18|| 2019-08-25 12:18|| Front Page Top

#4 Cherry Garcia was their signature ode to the counterculture.
But notice how UN-woke that is in 2018: the Grateful Dead are/were white hetero-normative cisgendered male patriarchy upholders with not a single POC trans or womyn in the mix.

They're just as much a part of the Oppressive Supremacist Order as those fascists, Jefferson and Lincoln
and MLK and RFK

Posted by Lex 2019-08-25 12:23|| 2019-08-25 12:23|| Front Page Top

#5 Lex, Donna Godchaux was in the Dead for a short, unproductive period

Posted by Frank G 2019-08-25 12:35|| 2019-08-25 12:35|| Front Page Top

#6 Ben and Who??? I have never had it in any flavor, never will. Too many better options out there. Too much of their funds go to left wing political causes.

Posted by 49 Pan 2019-08-25 14:35|| 2019-08-25 14:35|| Front Page Top

#7 BB is getting so good. Like Instapundit always says: "it's satire! Or, is it?"

Posted by anymouse 2019-08-25 20:44|| 2019-08-25 20:44|| Front Page Top

#8 Life Imitates Bee
not v-v.

Posted by Lex 2019-08-25 20:47|| 2019-08-25 20:47|| Front Page Top

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