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2019-08-19 Terror Networks
Al Qaeda Releases ‘Blooper Reel’ Of ISIS Fighters Screwing Up Lines In Terrorist Video
[DAILYCALLER] Al-Qaeda released a video of ISIS militants flubbing their lines while trying to renew their pledge of allegiance to ISIS leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi.

The ISIS fighter in the video has been identified as Abu Muhammad al-Adeni, according to the Telegraph. The video, shows a chirping bird repeatedly interrupting al-Adeni, causing him to forget his lines.



Posted by Fred 2019-08-19 00:00|| || Front Page|| [2 views ]  Top
 File under: al-Qaeda 

#1 You gotta give the folks that name them some points for optimism. I mean a sample like that doesn't warrant a polynym with fancy honorifics does it ? I'd likely name it like I would a... lizard. Not even my own lizard, just something on the tree outside the toilet window. Something quick, single syllable, like 'Suk', or 'Bug'.
Posted by Dron66046 2019-08-19 13:53||   2019-08-19 13:53|| Front Page Top

#2 Khalid: Hey Mustafa pull my finger.
Mustafa: Pulls finger
Khalid: Kaboom! Sorry dude wrong finger.

They don't call Muslims third world people for nothing you know.

Posted by jpal 2019-08-19 20:06||   2019-08-19 20:06|| Front Page Top










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