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2019-08-16 Israel-Palestine-Jordan

Women Who Don't Believe Israel Has Right To Exist Not Sure Why They Got Banned From Israel

[Babylon Bee] WASHINGTON, D.C.‐Congresswomen Rashida Tlaib and Ilhan Omar reported Thursday they were bewildered that they got banned from Israel, a country they seem to believe shouldn't exist at all.

"It's racism," said Omar in a press conference. "It's all due to racism. Well, that and a Jewish conspiracy. The Jews are behind this, for sure." (The evidence indicates she's correct on this assertion, a first for her accusations against Jews).

Tlaib agreed, saying she wanted to ask Jews about the Holocaust so she could relax and get a "calming feeling" while she was there.

"It just doesn't make much sense for this country that shouldn't even exist to ban us," she said. "What have we ever said against them, besides suggesting they are terrorists who deserve to be pushed into the sea?"

The women said they now had to change their vacation plans from hanging out with people they hate in a country they hate to somewhere less "Jewy."

Posted by Besoeker 2019-08-16 03:05|| || Front Page|| [12 views ] Top

#1 I had not-Bee....

Posted by Frank g 2019-08-16 09:07|| 2019-08-16 09:07|| Front Page Top

#2 Lost that one too.

Posted by swksvolFF 2019-08-16 15:59|| 2019-08-16 15:59|| Front Page Top

#3 Spotted der Bee. I'm getting better at this.

Posted by Lex 2019-08-16 18:43|| 2019-08-16 18:43|| Front Page Top

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