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2019-07-30 -Lurid Crime Tales-
OOPS!
[BearingArms] Drive-by shootings are something that I’ve never understood. I mean, I get the idea. You roll on by and open up on your target, all while presenting a moving target to him and his buddies.

What I don’t get is that most of the people who take part in drive-by shootings have a hard time hitting the broadside of a barn while standing inside of the damn thing. They can’t shoot, so why add difficulty to something you already suck at?

That’s why the problem with drive-bys are collateral damage. It’s because these guys can’t shoot worth a flip.

Apparently, drive-by gunmen aren’t necessarily up on the "don’t shoot your own driver" protocol either (allegedly).

CHICAGO (Sun-Times Media Wire) ‐ A man has died after he was accidentally shot by his own passenger Sunday in a Park Manor drive-by on the South Side.
Uh, you know you aren't supposed to shoot out the other window, don't you?
Matthew Gibson, 26, was pronounced dead Monday at Christ Medical Center in Oak Lawn, the Cook County medical examiner’s office said. He lived in Hegewisch on the Far South Side.

Jake Lee, the alleged passenger who shot him, has been charged with aggravated battery with a firearm, and is expected to face a murder count, according to Cook County prosecutors. Lee, 27, of Englewood, was denied bail during a hearing on Tuesday.
Alleged passenger?
Gibson was driving about 5:40 a.m. in the first block of West 71st Street when he pulled alongside a white SUV waiting to make a left turn, prosecutors said.

Lee, seated in the front passenger seat, began firing at the SUV with a .40-caliber handgun and accidentally shot Gibson in the head, prosecutors said. Even with the gunshot wound, Gibson was able to drive more than two miles to the 6700 block of South Marshfield. A 22-year-old man was also wounded in the shooting.
Posted by Deacon Blues 2019-07-30 08:40|| || Front Page|| [20 views ]  Top

#1 It was an accident, no crime in that... I wonder if he'll have a problem finding a driver in the future?
Posted by Glenmore 2019-07-30 10:15||   2019-07-30 10:15|| Front Page Top

#2 Englewood is beautiful this time of year...
Posted by Mullah Richard 2019-07-30 10:53||   2019-07-30 10:53|| Front Page Top

#3 Uh, you know you aren't supposed to shoot out the other window, don't you?

It's to be expected, DB. Per drive-by protocol, the driver should always make sure the target is on the passenger side of the vehicle. Of course, this starts breaking down if you have more than two passengers in the car doing the shooting . . . .
Posted by gorb 2019-07-30 11:50||   2019-07-30 11:50|| Front Page Top

#4 It's now in the Somali Minneapolis Police Manual as well...
Posted by Frank G 2019-07-30 12:21||   2019-07-30 12:21|| Front Page Top

#5 has been charged with aggravated battery with a firearm,

Because the bullet absolutely battered the guy's head a millisecond before it punctured it.

Good riddance. I'm guessing, he wasn't even driving for two miles to some hospital. He was just too dumb to realize he was dead. It's funny, like a video game fail. Learn this playing GTAIV, this is what happens.
Posted by Dron66046 2019-07-30 12:25||   2019-07-30 12:25|| Front Page Top

#6 It's like when a Paleostinian or some other Muzz splodeydope blows itself up.

Hilarious yet heartwarming all at the same time.
Posted by charger 2019-07-30 12:27||   2019-07-30 12:27|| Front Page Top

#7 "Drive-By's" can be the live fire, culminating exercise of gang membership initiations.
Posted by Besoeker 2019-07-30 13:13||   2019-07-30 13:13|| Front Page Top

#8 I've often thought that if we can't stop the shootings, we ought to offer gang members range time to cut down on the collateral damage. It would be like Midnight Basketball but with targets.
Posted by Matt 2019-07-30 14:06||   2019-07-30 14:06|| Front Page Top

#9 I remember reading some time ago about some turf wars between S. E. Asians and Blacks. The Blacks did their usual drive and spray attacks. The Asians drove up got out of their cars drew their guns and delivered aimed fire and didn't leave any of their targets alive.
Posted by Snavimble Bucket1794 2019-07-30 15:26||   2019-07-30 15:26|| Front Page Top

#10 Life imitates the Bee.
Posted by Lex 2019-07-30 15:31||   2019-07-30 15:31|| Front Page Top

#11 My Dad's WW2 Story:
The cooks would man a .50 HMG and blaze away at Jap planes. Unfortunately one had a habit of holding the trigger down and spraying the mast as well. My Dad, radar operator, would then have to climb the mast and rebraid the copper cable the idiot cook had shot up. Dad finally talked a mechanic to weld a big knob on the traversing ring so the cook would have to let off on the triggers long enough to get the gun over the bump.
Posted by magpie 2019-07-30 16:48||   2019-07-30 16:48|| Front Page Top

#12 Ah yes rebraid the coax
Posted by KBK 2019-07-30 20:06||   2019-07-30 20:06|| Front Page Top

#13 Time to rent "Falling Down" again.
Posted by KBK 2019-07-30 20:06||   2019-07-30 20:06|| Front Page Top

#14 READY....FIRE......AIM.
Posted by crazyhorse 2019-07-30 21:33||   2019-07-30 21:33|| Front Page Top

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