Article

2019-06-13 Home Front: Politix

Biden promises he'll 'cure cancer' if elected president

[WASHINGTONEXAMINER] Joe Foreign Policy Whiz Kid Biden
Joe <q>Foreign Policy Whiz Kid</q> Biden

...Failed seeker of the Democratic presidential nomination on multiple occasions, vice president under Barack Obama, giving it a last try in his dotage for 2020...
told an audience in Ottumwa, Iowa Tuesday that his White House would "cure" cancer should he beat President Trump in 2020.

"I've worked so hard in my career, that I promise you, if I'm elected president you're gonna see single most important thing that changes America, we're gonna cure cancer," Biden said to applause.

During his stint as vice president, Biden oversaw the "Cancer Moonshot" initiative of the B.O. regime. During his final State of the Union address, Obama announced the program that resulted in a report outlining recommendations for funding and areas to focus research.

After his term, Biden oversaw the Biden Cancer Initiative dedicated to cancer prevention and research until he stepped down from the organization immediately after he announced his run for president.

Posted by Fred 2019-06-13 00:00|| || Front Page|| [20 views ] Top

#1 With unicorns and rainbows.

Posted by DarthVader 2019-06-13 00:40|| 2019-06-13 00:40|| Front Page Top

#2 And laying on of hands. Lots of that. Until it works. Might take a while.

Posted by Thatle Creremble2458 2019-06-13 02:26|| 2019-06-13 02:26|| Front Page Top

#3 Good news, M.D. Anderson fans!
Joe Biden has medical plans
If your masses don't shrink
From his insolent wink
And the stink of his magical hands.

Posted by Thatle Creremble2458 2019-06-13 02:29|| 2019-06-13 02:29|| Front Page Top

#4 All the usual red flag clichés apply: moonshot, Manhattan project, full court press, and so on. The usual crowd of gullible voters and journos will lap it up.

Posted by M. Murcek 2019-06-13 03:30|| 2019-06-13 03:30|| Front Page Top

#5 Good! Biden gives me cancer every time I hear him.

Posted by Gloger Spawn of the Gepids2733 2019-06-13 04:42|| 2019-06-13 04:42|| Front Page Top

#6 Metastatic government is America's #1 problem.

Posted by Bright Pebbles 2019-06-13 08:32|| 2019-06-13 08:32|| Front Page Top

#7 How do you explain voters stupid enough to vote for these people?

Posted by SR-71 2019-06-13 08:38|| 2019-06-13 08:38|| Front Page Top

#8 Maybe he could invent the Internet too.

Posted by Iblis 2019-06-13 09:35|| 2019-06-13 09:35|| Front Page Top

#9 #6 Metastatic government and fake news media is America's #1 problem. BP, hope you don't mind the editorial add-on.

Whether true or not, George H.W. Bush has been attributed with saying: "If the American people knew what we have done, they would string us up from the lamp posts"

Posted by JohnQC 2019-06-13 10:02|| 2019-06-13 10:02|| Front Page Top

#10 I mean, if Al Gore could invent the Internet...

Posted by Abu Uluque 2019-06-13 12:50|| 2019-06-13 12:50|| Front Page Top

#11 Always remember the great old jokes: If Trump walked on water the NYT headline would be "Trump Can't Swim." If Trump cured cancer the NYT headline would be "Trump Practicing Medicine Without a License."

Posted by M. Murcek 2019-06-13 12:52|| 2019-06-13 12:52|| Front Page Top

#12 JohnQC, I've seen that quote attributed to Hillary.

Posted by rjschwarz 2019-06-13 14:03|| 2019-06-13 14:03|| Front Page Top

#13 https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/8aed19e7-3119-45b2-913c-06e317e4e226

Posted by rjschwarz 2019-06-13 14:03|| 2019-06-13 14:03|| Front Page Top

#14 Good news, M.D. Anderson fans!

"Making Biden history!"

Posted by Skidmark 2019-06-13 15:50|| 2019-06-13 15:50|| Front Page Top

#15 Joe, "head up the ass syndrome" isn't cancer.

Posted by Woodrow 2019-06-13 18:19|| 2019-06-13 18:19|| Front Page Top

#16 I thought it was the Bee at first, but the writing style didn't match.

Posted by james 2019-06-13 21:12|| https://idontknowbut.blogspot.com 2019-06-13 21:12|| Front Page Top

02:52 Grom the Reflective
02:31 DarthVader
02:26 DarthVader
02:19 Grom the Reflective
01:51 Besoeker
01:47 Besoeker
01:45 Grom the Reflective
01:43 Grom the Reflective
01:40 Grom the Reflective
01:37 Grom the Reflective
01:35 Besoeker
01:32 Grom the Reflective
01:26 DarthVader
01:17 Besoeker
01:12 Besoeker
00:38 Besoeker
00:33 Angealing+B.+Hayes4677
00:16 EMS Artifact
00:15 Raj