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2019-05-31 Home Front: Culture Wars

Disney CEO: 'To Avoid Filming Among Depraved, Immoral People, We Are Moving All Our Georgia Operations Back To Hollywood'

[Babylon Bee] BURBANK, CA‐Disney's CEO, Bob Iger, has come out swinging against Georgia's restrictive abortion laws. He says that he may need to move filming locations out of state to avoid immoral, perverted, depraved people like Georgians. Instead, he says all film projects planned for Georgia will be moved back to Hollywood.

"To avoid filming among depraved, immoral people, we are moving all our Georgia operations back to Hollywood," he said in a press conference, wagging his finger sternly. "The people of Georgia can't pass immoral, unjust laws like this and expect us righteous elites in Hollywood to stand by and let it happen. Morality is very important to us in the film industry. That's why we film a lot of our stuff here in Hollywood, where we can rest easy knowing that the money from our production is going to support moral, upright people."

"It's the right thing to do," he added.

Iger also pointed out that California's lax abortion laws come in handy in Hollywood quite often.

Posted by Besoeker 2019-05-31 06:28|| || Front Page|| [11135 views ] Top

#1 ...oh, and beautiful Communist China.

Posted by Procopius2k 2019-05-31 08:48|| 2019-05-31 08:48|| Front Page Top

#2 "To avoid filming among pro-life people, we are moving all our Georgia operations back to Hollywood" where we can be among depraved, immoral people." FIFY Babylon Bee.

Posted by JohnQC 2019-05-31 09:50|| 2019-05-31 09:50|| Front Page Top

#3 So he's admitting his staff are Depraved, Immoral People. Funny.

Posted by Woodrow 2019-05-31 10:43|| 2019-05-31 10:43|| Front Page Top

#4 Maybe we really do need a "To (Babylon) Bee or Not To Be..." section as SteveS suggested.

Posted by magpie 2019-05-31 10:55|| 2019-05-31 10:55|| Front Page Top

#5 Not Anaheim?

Posted by Skidmark 2019-05-31 11:47|| 2019-05-31 11:47|| Front Page Top

#6 WarnerMedia and NBCUniversal become latest Hollywood studios to threaten to boycott Georgia - following Disney, Marvel and Netflix - over restrictive abortion law

Posted by Skidmark 2019-05-31 12:34|| 2019-05-31 12:34|| Front Page Top

#7 *Puts dollar in jar*

Posted by swksvolFF 2019-05-31 14:31|| 2019-05-31 14:31|| Front Page Top

#8 North Hollywood. The place to go.

Posted by Alaska Paul 2019-05-31 20:40|| 2019-05-31 20:40|| Front Page Top

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