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2019-05-03 Home Front: Politix

Dems Solemnly Don Tinfoil Hats Before Questioning Barr On Mueller Report

[Babylon Bee] WASHINGTON, D.C.‐Democratic senators on the Senate Judiciary Committee grilled Attorney General William Barr on the Mueller Report at a special hearing Wednesday.

Before they began the proceedings, the senators solemnly donned their tinfoil hats, a staple of Democrats' official uniforms since 2016.

"Is President Trump now, or has he ever been, AN AGENT OF RUSSIA!?" Senator Mazie Hirono screamed, dramatically pointing in Barr's direction. "Has he ever denied eating borscht!? What about playing Tetris? Doing that funny Russian dance thing? HAS HE!?!"

"And it's immediately obvious that when Trump watches Rocky IV, it's NOT Sylvester Stallone he's rooting for!"

When Barr said he didn't have enough information to respond to her questions, Senator Hirono immediately declared he should resign.

"You should resign immediately if you don't subscribe to my debunked conspiracy theory!" she screamed before an aide was forced to tranquilize her again.

Posted by Besoeker 2019-05-03 06:49|| || Front Page|| [5 views ] Top

#1 True story, Herb...

Posted by Raj 2019-05-03 06:59|| 2019-05-03 06:59|| Front Page Top

#2 It may be The Bee, but the story is essential true. I saw part of a clip of 'Senator' Mazie Hirono ranting. Wotta maroon!

Posted by SteveS 2019-05-03 09:04|| 2019-05-03 09:04|| Front Page Top

#3 She's the Ron Burgundy of the Senate. She'll read verbatim exactly what's on the cards her staff prepared

Posted by Frank G 2019-05-03 09:12|| 2019-05-03 09:12|| Front Page Top

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