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2019-01-02 -Short Attention Span Theater-

'I'm embarrassed for America': Puzzled viewers slam NBC for its 'train-wreck' New Year's Eve coverage

[Daily Mail, Where America Gets Its News] Viewers slammed NBC for its live New Year's Eve coverage in New York's Times Square
If it was worse than Fox's it must have truly ~~humped~~ jumped the shark.
Angry viewers described it as a 'train-wreck' after the network failed to show the entire countdown and aired Chrissy Teigen talking about vaginal steaming
"Information overload... does not compute... [bzzzttt!]"
Some called the network's coverage a 'complete disaster' and others suggested it was the 'worst New Year's Show ever'
The competition was fierce, but they still managed to pull out last...
Many complained about NBC failing to broadcast a countdown clock or the ball drop in Time's Square
"Ball drop? What's that? Now, as I was saying about having my nether regions steamed, it only takes a coupla hours..."
Viewers also took aim at one of the hosts, Chrissy Teigen, after she briefly explained vaginal steaming
"So they take this firehose kinda contraption, see?..."
Chrissy Teigen also got a painful poke in the eye from co-host Leslie Jones' umbrella when they tried to hug during the broadcast
You don't want to know where the handle went.

Posted by Fred 2019-01-02 00:00|| || Front Page|| [8 views ] Top

#1 I'm guessing it was wrinkled?
Either that or she was trying to get the old linoleum off of it?
Somebody help me out here.
(Ohh. Delousing. Got it.)

Posted by ed in texas 2019-01-02 07:14|| 2019-01-02 07:14|| Front Page Top

#2 stop watching broadcast tv. it sucks.

Posted by Spomock Bonaparte6313 2019-01-02 11:03|| 2019-01-02 11:03|| Front Page Top

#3 Don't forget the guys from CNN taking hits on a bong and slamming tequila shots live on the air...

Posted by Sock Puppet of Doom 2019-01-02 11:31|| 2019-01-02 11:31|| Front Page Top

#4 Even Anderson Cooper couldn't stand watching the train and got drunk.

I've got to admit in reading about it I didn't know what vaginal-steaming was. These women must have an obsession about their lady parts plumbing.

Posted by JohnQC 2019-01-02 12:19|| 2019-01-02 12:19|| Front Page Top

#5 And who exactly was surprised.

Posted by Woodrow 2019-01-02 12:25|| 2019-01-02 12:25|| Front Page Top

#6 Noted Scientist and Genius Gwynyth Paltrow first publicized the cavity sauna fad in Goop

Posted by Frank G 2019-01-02 12:30|| 2019-01-02 12:30|| Front Page Top

#7 CNN and NBC, failed, but showed their true colors, one drunk talking about his mommy's sex life, probably wishing he was getting laid as much as her. And the other station talking about her steaming parts... I wonder how many parents had to turn to FOX and watch it from there to keep their kids safe from the lib TV..

Posted by 49 Pan 2019-01-02 13:09|| 2019-01-02 13:09|| Front Page Top

#8 I watched an old James Bond movie and went to bed at 10 p.m.

Posted by Abu Uluque 2019-01-02 13:12|| 2019-01-02 13:12|| Front Page Top

#9 What sort of woman wakes up one day and decides to get her HooHaw steamed?

Posted by Speamble Elmeack5265 2019-01-02 14:46|| 2019-01-02 14:46|| Front Page Top