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2018-12-22 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Eliot Spitzer Would Sneak His Favorite Russian Escort Into His Apartment In A Suitcase

[NYP] She ain’t heavy, she’s my lover.

Former Gov. Eliot Spitzer used to smuggle his Russian-escort mistress into the luxury Upper East Side home he shared with his wife ‐ by stuffing her inside a piece of luggage, she told The Post.

"He used to sneak me into his Fifth Avenue apartment in a black suitcase . . . when his wife was away,’’ Svetlana Travis Zakharova told The Post in an exclusive interview.

"My knees would be up by my face. When the doorman would ask if he could help, Eliot would say, ’No, thanks.’ "

Zakharova revealed the sleazeball sneak tactic ‐ which she said the pair pulled off about 15 times at Eliot and Silda Spitzer’s home ‐ as her lawyer prepared a new push to put the disgraced former pol behind bars.

The Russian sexpot first hit the headlines in early 2016 when she accused Spitzer of choking her during a sex-session-gone-awry at The Plaza hotel in Midtown.

Now, Zakharova’s Queens lawyer, Joseph Murray, is asking Manhattan US Attorney Geoffrey Berman to investigate Spitzer for alleged "improprieties" in his efforts to evade prosecution.

Posted by Besoeker 2018-12-22 08:16|| || Front Page|| [11137 views ] Top

#1 Now that's Russian collusion. Bueller, Bueller?

Posted by Procopius2k 2018-12-22 10:14|| 2018-12-22 10:14|| Front Page Top

#2 Putting the bag in baggage...

Posted by M. Murcek 2018-12-22 12:13|| 2018-12-22 12:13|| Front Page Top

#3 To let yourself be packed in a suitcase? Geez, who is the weirdo here?

Posted by Clem 2018-12-22 22:13|| 2018-12-22 22:13|| Front Page Top

#4 With creepy Elliot, I'm surprised he didn't take his escort in a bag to the landfill.

Posted by Omereth Sneng4351 2018-12-22 23:29|| 2018-12-22 23:29|| Front Page Top

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