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2018-07-24 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Man arrested for exercising naked at Planet Fitness gym

[ABC7ny] PLAISTOW, New Hampshire -- A man who stripped naked before working out at a New Hampshire gym told police officers that he thought he was in a "Judgement Free Zone," before being arrested.

NECN reports 34-year-old Eric Stagno, of Haverhill, Massachusetts, was charged with indecent exposure, lewdness and disorderly conduct on Sunday for taking off his clothes and exercising at a Plaistow Planet Fitness.

Police say he walked back and forth and started doing poses on a yoga mat. He allegedly referenced Planet Fitness' slogan that it is a "Judgement Free Zone."

Stagno is free on bail and is scheduled to be arraigned on Sept. 21 in Plaistow District Court.

Stagno could not be reached for comment, and his attorney could not be immediately identified.

Posted by Besoeker 2018-07-24 02:23|| || Front Page|| [11144 views ] Top

#1 Leave him alone! He's the only one who wipes down the preacher bench.

Posted by Besoeker 2018-07-24 02:33|| 2018-07-24 02:33|| Front Page Top

#2 Reviving traditions?

Posted by Procopius2k 2018-07-24 07:27|| 2018-07-24 07:27|| Front Page Top

#3 off the pile... so to speak...

Athletic Athenians? Theseus
Was, after Odysseus, greasiest,
Excelling all Greeks
In the killing of freaks,
From the easiest up to the beastliest.

Or maybe the beefiest? Sound or sense? Likewise Athenians vs Achaeans. Dunno. Always seem to make teh wrong choice, like with unmarked gloves.

Posted by Zenobia Floger6220 2018-07-24 08:57|| 2018-07-24 08:57|| Front Page Top

#4 Being the only nude person in the room might have been a clue.

Posted by Anguper Hupomosing9418 2018-07-24 10:31|| 2018-07-24 10:31|| Front Page Top

#5 What was he exercising?

Posted by Skidmark 2018-07-24 13:22|| 2018-07-24 13:22|| Front Page Top

#6 I was working out at the gym ( no, really!) when a very attractive young woman came in. I asked the trainer which machine I should use to impress her. He said, "Th ATM machine in the lobby".

Posted by Deacon Blues 2018-07-24 18:35|| 2018-07-24 18:35|| Front Page Top

#7 Haverhill

A battle-ax yelps from Pentucket,
"This savage's scalp? Yes, I took it."
The Puritan captive
From Haverhill, adaptive
Survivor, sez, "Snowflakes, go suck it!"

Apologies to Indian 'Burgers. Story's holier than an old broken bucket.

Posted by Zenobia Floger6220 2018-07-24 19:17|| 2018-07-24 19:17|| Front Page Top

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