Rantburg

Today's Front Page   View All of Fri 05/30/2025 View Thu 05/29/2025 View Wed 05/28/2025 View Tue 05/27/2025 View Mon 05/26/2025 View Sun 05/25/2025 View Sat 05/24/2025
2016-09-27 -Lurid Crime Tales-
Woman stopped at Austrian airport with bag containing her husband’s entrails
Customs officials at an Austrian airport have stopped a female traveller carrying two containers of entrails into the country, believed to belong to her late husband.
And who would know a husband's entrails better than his wife, I ask you?
The packages belonged to a Moroccan national who suspected her husband had been poisoned. He died during an operation in Morocco, according to the Kleine Zeitung newspaper.
"My God, Doctor, the patient is dead!"
"Yes, Nurse, disemboweling tends to do that."
The woman was travelling through Graz airport in the south of Austria but was reportedly stopped by officials after they observed her behaving suspiciously.
"So vat vas she doingk, Hans?"
"She vas stroking her husband's entrails most lovingly, Frans!"
When speaking with the officials, the woman said she wanted to have tests carried out on the remains in order to investigate her suspicions around her husband’s death. However, a doctor summoned to the scene said a proper investigation could not be carried out without the full cadaver.
You need the full cadaver to figure out a disembowelment?
Austria’s finance ministry, which is responsible for all customs issues, confirmed the unusual find.
"Yah! Ve have not seen such a t'ing in, oh, about seventy years or so!"
However, police said they were not investigating as no laws had been broken.
"Did the disembowelment occur on Austrian soil?"
"No, mein Attorney Genralness! It vas done in Morocco-land!"
"Ack so, there is no crime here. Though she should not attempt to wear the entrails as garters, as that is strictly forbidden!"
The entrails have now been stored and are awaiting further examination by scientists.
"Mein Gott, doctor! Could we not just send these to the Mayo Clinic?"
Posted by Steve White 2016-09-27 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11136 views ]  Top

#1 You need the full cadaver to figure out a disembowelment?

Of course! How else are you going to know for sure that they were removed?
Posted by gorb 2016-09-27 00:38||   2016-09-27 00:38|| Front Page Top

#2  two containers of entrails into the country
Maybe she just wanted something to read on the flight.
Posted by Classer 2016-09-27 04:17||   2016-09-27 04:17|| Front Page Top

#3 He said pass me the butter please honey. I didn't like the way he asked.
Posted by JohnQC 2016-09-27 06:52||   2016-09-27 06:52|| Front Page Top

#4 Suppose she did a Lorena Bobbitt on the hubby. I wonder how she would explain it at the airport?
Posted by JohnQC 2016-09-27 07:07||   2016-09-27 07:07|| Front Page Top

#5 LOL a lesser.
Posted by Shipman 2016-09-27 07:58||   2016-09-27 07:58|| Front Page Top

#6 A gutsy move on her part.
Posted by Grunter 2016-09-27 08:36||   2016-09-27 08:36|| Front Page Top

#7 Go to your room.
Posted by Pappy 2016-09-27 09:01||   2016-09-27 09:01|| Front Page Top

#8 I guess we know the onomastic of Colon Kaepernach.
Posted by swksvolFF 2016-09-27 11:54||   2016-09-27 11:54|| Front Page Top

#9 Onomastic

adjective. The study of the history and origin of proper names


New vocabulary!

belonged to a Moroccan national

Is it common practice to haul bits of the beloved object to foregn doctors for examination?

Kaepernach
I saw the claim last night that his mother does not approve of his behaviour.
Posted by trailing wife 2016-09-27 12:16||   2016-09-27 12:16|| Front Page Top

#10 A study in intestinal fortitude.
Posted by Deacon Blues 2016-09-27 12:42||   2016-09-27 12:42|| Front Page Top

#11 Deacon, see #7.


Pappy's law.
Posted by AlanC 2016-09-27 14:34||   2016-09-27 14:34|| Front Page Top

#12 I got a mess of bowels from my old pal
Fifteen feet of alimentary canal.

Or...

Perhaps manudo is a favorite of hers.
Posted by JHH 2016-09-27 15:24||   2016-09-27 15:24|| Front Page Top

#13 Go..to... *sputter*
Posted by Pappy 2016-09-27 20:09||   2016-09-27 20:09|| Front Page Top

14:06 swksvolFF
13:45 Lord Garth
13:33 trailing wife
13:32 Ebbuger Whuque4103
13:17 Frank G
13:01 SteveS
12:56 mossomo
12:55 mossomo
12:43 swksvolFF
12:41 mossomo
12:34 mossomo
12:25 Airandee
12:13 swksvolFF
12:02 Regular joe
11:54 Regular joe
11:51 Regular joe
11:51 Abu Uluque
11:21 SteveS
11:12 Jack Fleling2104
10:52 Nero
10:44 Procopius2k
10:44 Grom the Affective
10:40 Procopius2k
10:39 Procopius2k









Paypal:
Google
Search WWW Search rantburg.com