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2016-02-12 -Short Attention Span Theater-
Man suddenly remembers who he is, solves his own cold case
[NYPOST] A Canadian man solved his own cold case -- by suddenly remembering his identity 30 years after he disappeared.
Ooh! Ooh! I seen dis TV show!
Edgar Latulip was 21 years old when he vanished from a group home in Kitchener, Ontario, in September 1986.
Dat's French for Edgar The Tulip...
The last time his mom, Sylvia Wilson, saw her son, he was in a hospital after a failed suicide attempt, and cops figured Wilson, who has the cognitive abilities of a child, traveled to Niagara Falls to kill himself.
Mizz Wilson or Monsieur The Tulip?
His mom suspected foul play,
"Dat's right. Somebody done him in!"
thinking for decades that he may have been abused because of his mental illness, or accidentally killed and his body hidden, she told The Guelph Mercury.
Accidentally killed and his body accidentally hidden?
On Wednesday, Waterloo regional police announced that Latulip was alive and well, living 80 miles away from where he disappeared. His cold case got a big break in January after Latulip told a social worker in St. Catharines that he remembered who he was. A DNA test performed last week confirmed that it was in fact him.
"Holmes! How do you do it?"
Police concluded that Latulip had some kind of head injury that caused him to forget who he was.
Dat's what happened to dat guy on Da Young and Da Restless, too!
"It's the only case, that I know of, where we've been able to find someone who has been missing for this period of time," Detective Duane Gingerich told CTV News.

Officials are now working on arranging a reunion between Latulip and his family. "They're obviously very happy about it and they're making plans to get together with Edgar and speak with him further," Gingerich said.
"Mother!"
"Monsieur The Tulip!"

Wilson told CTV she hadn't spoken with her son yet, but was overwhelmed to know he was alive.
Posted by Fred 2016-02-12 00:00|| || Front Page|| [14 views ]  Top

#1 Sacrebleu!
Posted by Sven the pelter 2016-02-12 00:56||   2016-02-12 00:56|| Front Page Top

#2 No, no, this is Quebec, Sven, it would be "Sacrément!" or possibly just "Sac!" Quebecois love their blasphemies.
Posted by Mitch H.  2016-02-12 09:55||   2016-02-12 09:55|| Front Page Top

#3 14th century French dialect, got it. My brother was president of his high school French club. Was totally bummed when he went to Montreal and couldn't understand a thing. He was taught 20th century Parisian French.
Posted by Sven the pelter 2016-02-12 11:21||   2016-02-12 11:21|| Front Page Top

#4 I was taught English in the 50's. I can't understand what is being said TODAY !!!
Posted by Besoeker 2016-02-12 11:25||   2016-02-12 11:25|| Front Page Top

#5 Emoji

My kids translate for me.
Posted by Sven the pelter 2016-02-12 12:04||   2016-02-12 12:04|| Front Page Top

#6 And they text English when they want money.
Posted by Sven the pelter 2016-02-12 12:08||   2016-02-12 12:08|| Front Page Top

#7 14th century French dialect, got it. Was totally bummed when he went to Montreal and couldn't understand a thing. He was taught 20th century Parisian French.

Seventeenth century French, I'd think, given when Britain took Canada from France. As for your brother not understanding a word, Sven, my darling Quebecoise mother-in-law came to America and was failed by her high school French teacher.

"I don't know what you are speaking," he said, "but it is not French."
Posted by trailing wife 2016-02-12 18:52||   2016-02-12 18:52|| Front Page Top

#8 In wintertime chez tabernackers,
No matter how cold the Quebeckers,
Their ears remain toasty
With "Calisse!" and "Hostie!"
Spat out by the frenchified crackers.

Bleh.
Posted by Zenobia Floger6220 2016-02-12 19:16||   2016-02-12 19:16|| Front Page Top

#9 Tw, I might have exaggerated the century. Nice quip. :-)
Posted by Sven the pelter 2016-02-12 22:46||   2016-02-12 22:46|| Front Page Top










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