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2015-07-03 -Short Attention Span Theater-
Forget little green men -- aliens will look like humans, says Cambridge University evolution expert
[INDEPENDENT.CO.UK] They are often portrayed on screen as little green men with elongated limbs and saucer-like eyes.
Entirely too humanoid.
From E.T to the X-Files, aliens from outer space have captured our imagination for decades.
I used to read lots of science fiction when I was a kid. Andre Norton, among others, even had humans interbreeding with humanoid aliens. Even as a twelve-year-old I thought the idea was ridiculous. Poul Anderson even had one of his heroes seduce one. I thought that was actually yucky--convergent pheromones would be pretty unlikely.
Yet a new book from a leading evolutionary biologist argues that if they exist and we ever encountered them, they would look very similar to us.
I doubt it. We've got three or more evolutionary strains just on earth: vertebrate, insects, and arachnidae. I don't know where octopi and squids fall in that set so maybe it's four or more. And centipedes. That would make five. And clams and oysters and barnacles. Aliens might look more like ants or spiders or bumblebees or (going back a little further) trilobites.
Most successful kingdom of all time, evolution and planet: bacteria.
Professor Simon Conway Morris said extra-terrestrials that resemble human beings should have evolved on at least some of the many Earth-like planets that have been discovered by astronomers.
Some perhaps, given the size of just our galaxy. But would bilateral symmetry be the rule or the exception? Assuming the aliens had heads at all what's forcing them to have only two eyes? Spiders have eight eyes. Insects have only two eyes but they're compound. Why would they have noses? Insects don't. Why not something like gill slits or blowholes? Or osmosis? Insects and spiders have different mouth equivalents. Would they use language? If so, why, since rubbing their palps together could convey all sorts of data? How many sexes? Bees have males, non-breeding "females," and queens. Would they have DNA? Or some other equivalent that brilliant Cambridge University scholars haven't thought up yet? I could keep going but my tentacles are getting tired from all this typing.
In his new book published on 2 July, The Runes of Evolution, the University of Cambridge academic builds on the principle of convergent evolution -- that different species will independently evolve similar features, with the comparison of the camera eye of an octopus and a human eye a favourite example -- and argues it will not just took place on Earth.
I'm kind of at a loss for the intelligence data in that last sentence--likely there's a word or two missing or the writer lost track of tense. The panda's thumb is another favorite example of convergent evolution but lobsters have no thumbs. They do have elbows, I suppose, though trilobites didn't. But it's probably more intellectually satisfying than speculation on how many angels can dance on the head of a pin, and just as likely of proof.
Posted by Fred 2015-07-03 00:00|| || Front Page|| [12 views ]  Top

#1 My favorite theory is that aliens came & went between 200,000 and 1,000,000 years ago after genetically modifying some hairy fellas they met in Africa. Due to budget cuts at Galactic Central, they haven't been back.
Posted by Anguper Hupomosing9418  2015-07-03 00:21||   2015-07-03 00:21|| Front Page Top

#2 But on the griping hand we got queens too, so who knows?
Posted by Shipman 2015-07-03 00:25||   2015-07-03 00:25|| Front Page Top

#3 If the species has elbows we can complain about how pointy they are on the females, which is all we achieve with earth females anyway.
Posted by Thing From Snowy Mountain 2015-07-03 00:42||   2015-07-03 00:42|| Front Page Top

#4 Well, they might have been gone 200k-1m EARTH years, but that's relativistic now isn't it. They could have said, "Let's pop out for a tea and be back in 20."
Posted by Skidmark 2015-07-03 00:43||   2015-07-03 00:43|| Front Page Top

#5 It is interesting to contemplate: What would the result look like, if ten consecutive generations of humans were born, raised, grew up, and then died - all in weightlessness? I'll wager that it would be a pretty strange looking result.
Posted by Lone Ranger 2015-07-03 02:00||   2015-07-03 02:00|| Front Page Top

#6 Probably wouldn't be born, LR.
Posted by g(r)omgoru 2015-07-03 05:02||   2015-07-03 05:02|| Front Page Top

#7 My theory is that early humans were to lazy to be of any use and they didn't taste all that great so they moved on.
Posted by BrerRabbit 2015-07-03 06:28||   2015-07-03 06:28|| Front Page Top

#8 What to Expect From Aliens When We Make First Contact [LINK]


Posted by Blossom Unains5562 2015-07-03 12:16||   2015-07-03 12:16|| Front Page Top

#9 I thought they might be gaseous beings - like Joe Biden

Snark of the day.
Posted by Frank G 2015-07-03 13:01||   2015-07-03 13:01|| Front Page Top

#10 humans interbreeding with humanoid aliens

Captain James T. Kirk. He'd do anything
Posted by Frank G 2015-07-03 13:02||   2015-07-03 13:02|| Front Page Top

#11 How do you know that ant crawling across your floor is not an alien?
Posted by Pancho Chaper8401 2015-07-03 13:26||   2015-07-03 13:26|| Front Page Top

#12 How do you know the ant isn't a government drone, spying on you?
Posted by Glenmore 2015-07-03 13:37||   2015-07-03 13:37|| Front Page Top

#13 I bought we were an experiment conducted by Dolphins to get the answer to Life, the Universe and Everything...
Posted by CrazyFool 2015-07-03 13:50||   2015-07-03 13:50|| Front Page Top

#14 I thought...

(iPad autocorrect...)
Posted by CrazyFool 2015-07-03 13:52||   2015-07-03 13:52|| Front Page Top

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