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2015-06-28 -Short Attention Span Theater-
Black Market In Food Items Springs Up In US Schools
[Zero Hedge] It turns out that kids don't like to be told how their food should be prepared either. In fact, they absolutely hate it. Congress just received an update on the "unintended consequences" of Michelle Obama's school lunch rules. Apparently the stuff she wanted to push on children just tastes really crappy and now a black market in salt, pepper and sugar has developed:

"Children are creating their own black markets to trade and sell salt due to First Lady Michelle Obama's school lunch rules.

During a hearing before the House Subcommittee on Early Childhood, Elementary, and Secondary Education, chaired by Rep. Todd Rokita (R., Ind.), a school administrator told Congress of the "unintended consequences" of the Healthy, Hunger-Free Kids Act.

"Perhaps the most colorful example in my district is that students have been caught bringing--and even selling--salt, pepper, and sugar in school to add taste to perceived bland and tasteless cafeteria food," said John S. Payne, the president of Blackford County School Board of Trustees in Hartford City, Indiana.

"This 'contraband' economy is just one example of many that reinforce the call for flexibility [with the rules]," he said.

Payne noted other problems with the "one-size-fits-all" approach to providing healthier meals to students, including fewer kids participating in the program and higher food waste. The trend started in 2012, when the school lunch law, which was championed by Mrs. Obama, went into effect.

"Students are avoiding cafeteria food," Payne said. "More students bring their lunch, and a few parents even 'check out' their child from campus, taking them to a local fast-food restaurant or home for lunch." Payne also said school fundraisers like bake sales, have been canceled due to the rules, and "whole-grain items and most of the broccoli end up in the trash" in his district.

Dr. Lynn Harvey agreed that the whole-grain requirement is not working, as kids refuse to eat dense and dry biscuits, and "unpalatable" grits.

"When it comes to whole grain-rich variations of biscuits, grits, crackers and cornbread, all too often, students simply toss them into the trash cans," said Harvey, who serves as chief of school nutrition services at the North Carolina Department of Public Instruction, which oversees lunch programs for schools that enroll 1.5 million students.

"This product dissatisfaction has contributed to a decline in breakfast participation in 60 percent of North Carolina's school districts," she said.

"Biscuits and corn muffins are part of the state's cultural and regional food heritage, just as bagels are traditional in the Northeast and tortillas in the Southwest," Harvey added. "These foods are very popular breakfast items; the addition of whole grain flour has created products that are dense, compact, dry, and crumbly instead of light, moist, tender, and flaky."

More than 1 million students fled the lunch line during the first year the standards went into effect."
Posted by Besoeker 2015-06-28 04:33|| || Front Page|| [10 views ]  Top

#1 Excellent training for their future. Start with salt, pepper and sugar. Learn the ropes. Move on to drugs and guns in high school. Then on to politics and Wall Street. And if they're really really good they may get to be a Banker.
Posted by BrerRabbit 2015-06-28 07:14||   2015-06-28 07:14|| Front Page Top

#2 Best learn it early. By the time they're nearing adulthood, the central managed socialist economy will be on its way to Venezuela.
Posted by Procopius2k 2015-06-28 08:16||   2015-06-28 08:16|| Front Page Top

#3 Good to see them learning that the way to wealth is dissenting nanny state power and listening to customer needs.
Posted by Bright Pebbles 2015-06-28 10:52||   2015-06-28 10:52|| Front Page Top

#4 P2k, we're already on the way, it's just a question of how far we've got to go.
Posted by AlanC 2015-06-28 11:02||   2015-06-28 11:02|| Front Page Top

#5 The market sees regulation as damage and automatically routes around it.
Posted by Iblis 2015-06-28 11:10||   2015-06-28 11:10|| Front Page Top

#6 Probably the only lesson worth learning in school.
Posted by Bright Pebbles 2015-06-28 11:29||   2015-06-28 11:29|| Front Page Top

#7 Entrepreneurship.....the evil "unintended consequences."

I suspect 15.5 grams of salt, pepper, and sugar should be allowed for personal use. Beyond that, licensing and taxation should come into play. It's only fair.


Posted by Besoeker 2015-06-28 11:42||   2015-06-28 11:42|| Front Page Top

#8 Pssssst: Bobby look at this shit.
What is that?
MSG Bobby, the good stuff.
What does it do?
It coats your tongue with rapture, it allows you to understand the spices, it substitutes for salt
Let me try a little. How much?
First is free, bring a dollar if you want ,ore tomorrow.
I think my ma, has some of this stuff in the cabinet.
Bring it in Bobby, paying 30 cents a gram cash, no questions.
Okay.
See ya Bobby.



Let!s play who's the NARC! Is it Bobby or the narrator?
Posted by Shipman 2015-06-28 11:49||   2015-06-28 11:49|| Front Page Top

#9 Look for the kid with the 'Vegan and Proud' t-shirt.
Posted by Pappy 2015-06-28 12:54||   2015-06-28 12:54|| Front Page Top

#10 Is Tabasco sauce still on the safe list? Low in salt, no added sugar, nothing but flavor.
Posted by Anguper Hupomosing9418  2015-06-28 14:06||   2015-06-28 14:06|| Front Page Top

#11 No - apparently flavor is on the banned list.
Posted by CrazyFool 2015-06-28 14:11||   2015-06-28 14:11|| Front Page Top

#12 Source PDF here.
Posted by Anguper Hupomosing9418  2015-06-28 14:13||   2015-06-28 14:13|| Front Page Top

#13 Mooch should be REQUIRED to eat these meals all three meals every day - not just at photo ops.
Posted by Frank G 2015-06-28 14:17||   2015-06-28 14:17|| Front Page Top

#14 Ban her from the waygu beef she regularly consumes. Marie Antoinette has nothing on that ugly hypocritical treasonous hateful bitch Michelle.
Posted by OldSpook 2015-06-28 15:39||   2015-06-28 15:39|| Front Page Top

#15 No just Moosh, but Congress and the Supreme Court too. It's that Alinsky thing about "make them live up to their own rules".

Black markets were what allowed the fUSSR to last as long as it did.
Posted by SteveS 2015-06-28 15:40||   2015-06-28 15:40|| Front Page Top

#16 hypocritical treasonous hateful bitch Michelle. Posted by OldSpook


Much, much too charitable. Borderline adulation, approaches shameless sycophancy and outright pandering. Uncharacteristic and disappointing.
Posted by Besoeker 2015-06-28 17:56||   2015-06-28 17:56|| Front Page Top

#17 Have the kids bring zhug. If some authority figure tries to to take it away, accuse her of islamophobia.
Posted by g(r)omgoru 2015-06-28 18:06||   2015-06-28 18:06|| Front Page Top

#18 Looking for me some zhug. Bet Deacon has some.
Posted by Shipman 2015-06-28 18:15||   2015-06-28 18:15|| Front Page Top

#19 "Diversity," food naggers sputter,
"Does not include contraband butter
Or unapproved sauces
Or garlic or crosses
Or bags of lime pickle or zaatar!"
Posted by Zenobia Floger6220 2015-06-28 19:41||   2015-06-28 19:41|| Front Page Top

#20 Iff MSM-Net Blog Artics are correct as per desriptions + pics of Euro + Asian lunches for their Kiddies, EITHER FLOTUS MICHELLE'S FOOD PROGRAMS OR THE USDOE-FDA HAS SCREWED UP BIG TIME SOMEWHERE???
Posted by JosephMendiola 2015-06-28 19:45||   2015-06-28 19:45|| Front Page Top

#21 "Or sunshine. Especially not sunshine."
Posted by Zenobia Floger6220 2015-06-28 19:56||   2015-06-28 19:56|| Front Page Top

#22 Almost one year to date I wuz confined (LOL) at Shands Teaching Hospital in dawg damn Gainesville Fl. Superior care everywhere, except, except wait for it, all bread and the tray holding it was full bran. Inedible shit. Look, I know what you are think, yeah well hospital food. You would be RONG! Food at TMH is outstanding and an exceptional morale booster. Difference? Mooch standards applied at Shands. Good news is I had hot and cold running relatives and Shands had the sense to allow a Wendy's.

Now, where were we?
Posted by Shipman  2015-06-28 20:20||   2015-06-28 20:20|| Front Page Top

#23 Looks like capitalism and free enterprise are still alive and well. Good for the kids.
Posted by USN, Ret. 2015-06-28 21:16||   2015-06-28 21:16|| Front Page Top

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