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2015-03-14 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Missing Putin found in Switzerland for 'birth of love child'

[NYPOST] Vladimir Putin

...Second and fourth President and sixth of the Russian Federation and the first to remain sober. Putin is credited with bringing political stability and re-establishing something like the rule of law, which occasionally results in somebody dropping dead from polonium poisoning. Under Putin, a new group of business magnates controlling significant swathes of Russia's economy has emerged, all of whom have close personal ties to Putin. The old bunch, without close personal ties to Putin, are in jail or in exile or dead...
hasn't been seen in public for more than a week -- and rampant speculation over the Russian president's whereabouts took a wild turn on Friday with reports he was in Switzerland
...home of the Helvetians, famous for cheese, watches, yodeling, and William Tell...
for the birth of his secret daughter.

The Weekly World News: best damned reporting on the planet...

"Es ist ein Madchen!" or "It's a Girl!" screamed a headline from the Swiss newspaper Blick, which had him in Lugano to witness the arrival of his child with Alina Kabaeva, 31, a retired Olympic gymnast who served in the Russian parliament and now works for a media company.

The paper reported that Putin's daughter was born at the posh Santa Anna di Sorgeno clinic on the Italian border.

Putin reserved two rooms at the clinic -- one for Kabaeva, and one for body guards, Swiss radio channel RSI said, according to the Daily Beast.

Putin himself was staying with friends in the area, the Swiss website Ticino news reported.

Desperate to squash the rumors, the Kremlin released a photo and video Friday of the 62-year old Russian strongman meeting with the head of the Russian Supreme Court.

But there was no way to verify when they were taken, and plenty of reason for suspicion.

Posted by Fred 2015-03-14 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11 views ] Top

#1 Reuters: "Putin has died on purpose to distract attention from the murder of Nemtsov", tweeted Putin#Vor (Putin#Thief)

Posted by Anguper Hupomosing9418 2015-03-14 00:31|| 2015-03-14 00:31|| Front Page Top

#2 So Vlad is a New Baby Daddy again???

D *** NG, I KNEW IT - PALPATINE IS THE FATHER OF ANNAKIN!

lol.

Posted by JosephMendiola 2015-03-14 01:29|| 2015-03-14 01:29|| Front Page Top

#3 So, are they going to fire all the experts?

Posted by g(r)omgoru 2015-03-14 04:24|| 2015-03-14 04:24|| Front Page Top

#4 Bet'ya Putin's kid looks like Nikita Khrushchev

Posted by Slolung Chager2657 2015-03-14 09:57|| 2015-03-14 09:57|| Front Page Top

#5 So Vlad's got a Swiss anchor baby now?

Posted by Thing From Snowy Mountain 2015-03-14 13:13|| 2015-03-14 13:13|| Front Page Top

#6 Heh, Snowy.

Posted by Pappy 2015-03-14 16:27|| 2015-03-14 16:27|| Front Page Top

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