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2015-02-14 -Short Attention Span Theater-

NBC investigating Brian Williams' claimsthat he witnessed fall of Berlin Wall and met Pope John Paul II

[LUCIANNE] NBC investigating Brian Williams´ claims that he witnessed fall of Berlin Wall and met Pope John Paul II
...watched the moon landing arrive, the Bataan Death March, and the Rape of Nanking. Met Winston Churchill, Lenin, Stalin, Einstein, Elvis, and Sammy Davis, Sr.
Canadian Free Press has an interesting article entitled 'Strange Timing.'

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#1 Elvis lives in his basement.

Posted by Skidmark 2015-02-14 00:05|| 2015-02-14 00:05|| Front Page Top

#2 He co-wrote the Emancipation Proclamation (let's run with it, Rantburgers!).

Posted by Raj 2015-02-14 00:48|| 2015-02-14 00:48|| Front Page Top

#3 He left a copy of the Magna Carta in a book for posterity.

Posted by badanov 2015-02-14 00:55|| http://www.chriscovert.net 2015-02-14 00:55|| Front Page Top

#4 He also 'put the Bop in the Bop-She-Wop...'

Posted by USN, Ret 2015-02-14 00:56|| 2015-02-14 00:56|| Front Page Top

#5 What about the time he met Pope John Paul III?

Posted by Anguper Hupomosing9418 2015-02-14 00:57|| 2015-02-14 00:57|| Front Page Top

#6 He put the lime in the coconut.

Posted by Grunter 2015-02-14 01:31|| 2015-02-14 01:31|| Front Page Top

#7 He personally interviewed Joan of Arc before her burning at the stake (which he, of course, broadcast live on NBC)

Posted by CrazyFool 2015-02-14 01:34|| 2015-02-14 01:34|| Front Page Top

#8 "Of the action I saw, to be honest,
That time on the chopper was hottest.
Despite huge balls of brass,
I caught flak in my ass --
I'd show you if I weren't so modest!"

Posted by Zenobia Floger6220 2015-02-14 03:22|| 2015-02-14 03:22|| Front Page Top

#9 Ms. Magdalene, I know this is a trying time for you, I understand you knew the deceased. But could we just for a moment talk about the seven demons the deceased is alleged to have quote Cast Out unquote.

Posted by Shipman 2015-02-14 07:22|| 2015-02-14 07:22|| Front Page Top

#10 Brian Williams for President!

Posted by Airandee 2015-02-14 07:48|| 2015-02-14 07:48|| Front Page Top

#11 Soon we will learn that Brian has an imaginary friend who follows him everywhere...

Brian is a pathological liar.

Posted by Eohippus Cloth6610 2015-02-14 09:12|| 2015-02-14 09:12|| Front Page Top

#12 Beatrix Potter moans from her grave in Lancashire.

Posted by Besoeker 2015-02-14 09:19|| 2015-02-14 09:19|| Front Page Top

#13 Was also a war correspondent embedded with ghenghis and kubla khan.

Posted by chris 2015-02-14 09:21|| 2015-02-14 09:21|| Front Page Top

#14 Brian Williams let the dogs out.

Posted by Deacon Blues 2015-02-14 09:33|| 2015-02-14 09:33|| Front Page Top

#15 I don't care about his personal fabulations. His exaggerations regarding the Superdome during Katria caused delays in the response efforts. link

Posted by KBK 2015-02-14 10:08|| 2015-02-14 10:08|| Front Page Top

#16 Priceless autocorrect

Posted by KBK 2015-02-14 10:09|| 2015-02-14 10:09|| Front Page Top

#17 Personally rescued dozens of Democrats' careers, he did.

Posted by Pappy 2015-02-14 12:32|| 2015-02-14 12:32|| Front Page Top

#18 Met Gregory Peck, knew MacAthur.

Posted by swksvolFF 2015-02-14 13:38|| 2015-02-14 13:38|| Front Page Top

#19 And he's married to Morgan Fairchild too!

Posted by Unonter Bluetooth3165 2015-02-14 17:19|| 2015-02-14 17:19|| Front Page Top

#20 He doesn't always drink beer. But when he does...

Posted by Abu Uluque 2015-02-14 17:23|| 2015-02-14 17:23|| Front Page Top

#21 Was MacArthur but has to join the witness protection program and have extensive plastic surgery...

Posted by CrazyFool 2015-02-14 17:27|| 2015-02-14 17:27|| Front Page Top

#22 That one I believe, #17 Pappy.

Posted by Barbara 2015-02-14 19:32|| 2015-02-14 19:32|| Front Page Top

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