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2015-02-07 -Signs, Portents, and the Weather-

35-yr-old man says witches instructed him to cut off his doinker

[PULSE.NG] Frustrated with his inability to perform his duties as a man on the bed, a 35-year-old man in Kwara State, Wahab Sa'adu, has reportedly cut off his penis with a razor blade in a bush close to his house located at Alapa, Asa local government area of the state.

A family member reports that Sa'adu rushed back to the house with his severed penis in hands on Monday, 26 January, 2015.

Sa'adu was immediately rushed to a private clinic in the area for first aid treatment before he was transferred to another private hospital in Ilorin, the state capital.

Speaking in on his experience while still in the hospital, Sa'adu said that he was acting on the instructions of witches who appeared to him in his dreams, telling him to cut off his penis since he was impotent.

"Prior to the incident, I had a dream in which three unidentified women appeared to me and ordered that I drink battery acid, which I did the following morning without the knowledge of anyone.

Three days after, I had another dream where the same women ordered me to wake up and cut off my manhood. It was after cutting it off that I regained consciousness. So I rushed home for immediate remedy."

Posted by Fred 2015-02-07 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11135 views ] Top

#1 Hopefully the hospital has a psych ward.

Posted by Steven 2015-02-07 01:42|| 2015-02-07 01:42|| Front Page Top

#2 35-yr-old man says witches instructed him to cut off his doinker

Not to be confused with college administrators and social justice warriors, though it's getting close.

Posted by Procopius2k 2015-02-07 09:50|| 2015-02-07 09:50|| Front Page Top

#3 An allegory for current US leadership?

Posted by Hupineger Glomomp0038 2015-02-07 13:19|| 2015-02-07 13:19|| Front Page Top

#4 Either a dumbass or just plain crazy and listening to voices in his head.

Posted by JohnQC 2015-02-07 16:29|| 2015-02-07 16:29|| Front Page Top

#5 You know Bruce Jenner is having it done under more sanitary conditions.

Posted by BigEdLB 2015-02-07 17:10|| 2015-02-07 17:10|| Front Page Top

#6 More, more.

Posted by Redneck Jim 2015-02-07 18:50|| 2015-02-07 18:50|| Front Page Top

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