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2014-03-01 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Kerry Kennedy skates on drugged driving charge

You drive while Kennedy and not suffer consequences. Kerry Kennedy is free to save Ugandan gayz.
Kerry Kennedy gave herself a hearty round of applause as jurors Friday found her not guilty of drugged driving.

Kennedy, daughter of the late Robert F. Kennedy, began clapping minutes after Supreme Court Justice Robert Neary dismissed the six-person panel from his Westchester County courtroom around 10:15 am.

Her lawyers, mom Ethel Kennedy and a squad of Kennedy cheerleaders joined in the ovation.

"I'm happy that justice was done," Kennedy said before leaving the courtroom.
Strange definition of 'justice' in that one...

Posted by badanov 2014-03-01 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11135 views ] Top

#1 It was silly to charge her anyway. The nobility have never been held to 'common laws' like the rabble.

Just ask Uncle Ted!

Posted by CrazyFool 2014-03-01 00:08|| 2014-03-01 00:08|| Front Page Top

#2 Would it be possible to bring the surprise meter out of retirement ?

Done.

-- trailing wife at 7:05 a.m. ET

Posted by Besoeker 2014-03-01 01:40|| 2014-03-01 01:40|| Front Page Top

#3 Outside court, Kennedys mom and family matriarch Ethel Kennedy, 85, said she was ready to celebrate.

Uhhhh-oh...

Posted by tu3031 2014-03-01 03:09|| 2014-03-01 03:09|| Front Page Top

Outside court, Kennedys mom and family matriarch Ethel Kennedy, 85, said she was ready to celebrate.

She's in with that Irishman. She'll be ringing for us to come up shortly.

Posted by Besoeker 2014-03-01 05:50|| 2014-03-01 05:50|| Front Page Top

#5 "All animals are equal..."

Posted by g(r)omgoru 2014-03-01 08:18|| 2014-03-01 08:18|| Front Page Top

#6 It's a big club, and we don't belong.

Posted by Anguper Hupomosing9418 2014-03-01 08:20|| 2014-03-01 08:20|| Front Page Top

#7 For filing, look for the old, 'dog eared' folder labeled "non-swimming Oldsmobiles."

Posted by Besoeker 2014-03-01 08:25|| 2014-03-01 08:25|| Front Page Top

#8 "Just carrying on... The Family Tradition"
-- HW jr.

Posted by Airandee 2014-03-01 08:46|| 2014-03-01 08:46|| Front Page Top

#9 Seems to be an outbreak of affluenza on the east coast. Shit lady, you just bought yourself out of trouble which would have had me in jail, lost license, strain on my vocation to say the least, and fines fees and stigma - at least have the decency to not give yourself yappy applause until your fifth scotch in private.

Standing. @cking. Ovation.

Posted by swksvolFF 2014-03-01 10:44|| 2014-03-01 10:44|| Front Page Top

#10 I'm like totally shocked and surprised at this outcome. You could knock me over with a 2x4!

Posted by SteveS 2014-03-01 11:16|| 2014-03-01 11:16|| Front Page Top

#11 Maybe for her next trick she will take up flying and load an entire bird up with relatives and then go full IMC on a (barely) VMC license.

Posted by USN, Ret. 2014-03-01 12:40|| 2014-03-01 12:40|| Front Page Top

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