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2009-05-12 Syria-Lebanon-Iran

Iranian TV: Swine Flu - A Zionist/American Conspiracy

But we all knew that...
Reporter: Every so often, diseases develop in different corners of the world, and disappear after wreaking damage to the tune of billions of dollars. After avian flu, the time has come for pigs. It is a disease that afflicts pigs, but because of the physiological similarity between humans and pigs, this disease afflicts humans as well. Now, the main actors in this great movie must go into action. The director has fulfilled his role very well, and gathered the boldest and most famous actors for this blockbuster.
Ummmmmmmm...okay. Angels and Demons? Ya lost me...
The international news networks air the trailers of this movie for free. With the outbreak of this disease, the American president went into action, and said in a sensational speech: "My government has consulted health officials, and they have not advised the closing of the U.S. borders." In his speech, Barak Obama mentioned a medicine called Tamiflu but what exactly is Tamiflu? Who are the compassionate manufacturers of this medicine? This great pharmacist is none other than Rumsfeld, the former American secretary of defense.
Rumsfeld! I knew it!! Actually, I figured it was Cheney. It usually is...
He is one of the shareholders, and an active and influential member on the board of directors of Gilead Science, which is the main provider of medicine for this disease. It should be noted that the Gilead Sciences is a Jewish company. Its name, in Hebrew means "holy place," and all its shareholders are Zionists.
Ha! Case closed!
Dr. Ali-Reza Mehrabi, Shaid Beheshti University: The United States is one of the few countries with an arsenal of viruses. It is one of the countries with the largest arsenals of smallpox. It is interesting that last year, [Rumsfeld] bought, if I'm not mistaken, 18 billion dollars worth of new Gilead stocks.
Oh, I think you might be "mistaken". Rummy probably wishes you weren't...
If we accept the assumption that work was conducted in a laboratory in Mexico whether in a pig farm or some other place the mere fact that this substance found its way out, even if by mistake, shows that the U.S. is conducting experiments in a peripheral country, rather than on its own soil. In this case, the U.S. might have lost control.
Geez, maybe a coupla jars of it might fall off a truck in Iran maybe. Them CIA Zionist Mossad guys is tricky, ya know...

Posted by tu3031 2009-05-12 10:38|| || Front Page|| [14 views ] Top

#1 Yep, it's caused by Peek Oilz or the 2nd wave of the flying-pig flue or the refinancing thing. Take you pick and have a seat. Odds are most of the audience won't survive until the end of the year.

How bad is it?
Well my friends, even a simple, (albeit heavily armed) goatherd could have seen what would happen when Enron meets ChryCo. If you have any money left at all I suggest flinging it into the wind or getting your ass up to the nearest HomeDepot (McNullery Mangery) and fetch a wheel barrow... you can bring how the flu in that babe. Remember the future is just the past with kooks in every corner.

Posted by .5MT 2009-05-12 19:25|| 2009-05-12 19:25|| Front Page Top

#2 WORLD MIL FORUM [GOOGLE Chinglish transl.] > IIUC, ARTIC > BEIJING sees no merit to perceptions of pending US collapse due to vari economic and financial crises becuz even iff it did, IT WOULD TAKE ANOTHER 15-20 PLUS YEARS, i.e. Year 2025-2030 or afterwards, for any POST-US "NEW WORLD ORDER" TO BECOME ESTABLISHED, PLUS THE USA WILL STILL LIKELY REMAIN THE WORLD'S LEADING SUPERPOWER [thru 2050].

Also on WMF > IIUC CHINESE , RUSSIAN BINATIONAL RELATIONS ARE LIKELY TO REMAIN MUTUALLY POSITIVE FOR ANOTHER 5-10 YEARS [2015-2020], THEN MAY BECOME INCREASINGLY STRAINED DUE TO GROWING MULTI-DIMENSIONAL GEOPOL IMBALANCES BETWEEN THEM. THEIR STRATEGIC FOCUS IS NOTSOMUCH TO DIRECTLY CHALLENGE US GLOBAL SUPERIORITY OR EVEN DOMINANCE, BUT TO MAINTAIN THEIR MUTUALLY POSITIVE RELATIONSHIP [Read, as the US overextends/destroys itself].

Posted by JosephMendiola 2009-05-12 19:50|| 2009-05-12 19:50|| Front Page Top

#3 The biggest mistake America might ever have made is not to have marched on to Damascus and Tehran in April 2003

Posted by European Conservative 2009-05-12 21:39|| 2009-05-12 21:39|| Front Page Top

#4 We went to war with the army that we had, European Conservative. We didn't have an army capable of pacifying both countries after conquering them. You're right about how much easier life would be now, though, with only the two Lands of the Pure (Pakistan and Saudi Arabia) as serious contenders. :-(

Posted by trailing wife">trailing wife 2009-05-12 23:12|| 2009-05-12 23:12|| Front Page Top

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