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2009-05-01 Britain
Sex on Queen's lawn at Windsor Castle
A couple were arrested after being caught having sexual intercourse on the Queen's lawn outside Windsor Castle. The pair, in their early thirties, stripped on a private grass bank at the castle, where Her Majesty was in residence.

They were watched by crowds of tourists beneath the castle's Garter Tower, in full view of hotels, pubs and shops over the road. Several Japanese tourists filmed the couple for up to twenty minutes before they were arrested by armed Royal Protection Squad officers.

The couple, who were described by police as "respectable people with respectable jobs", were said to be "mortified" by their actions. A police source said they were put in cells overnight to sober up before being cautioned for outraging public decency.

Witness Mark Robinson, 44, told The Sun: "One window from the guardroom opened up and when a soldier saw what was going on he told his mates – and lots of windows opened. The couple did not care who was looking and just kept going as if they were in their own bedroom. They even ignored the Please Keep Off The Grass signs. A few soldiers were geeing them on from above and plenty of young people did the same from the roadside. There were camera flashes going off and people videoing."

The couple reportedly stopped after being confronted by two protection squad officers arrived in an unmarked Range Rover, accompanied by a police car. A Windsor Castle source said: "The Queen was in residence at the time, but her private apartments are at the other end so she would have been blissfully unaware of it."
Posted by ryuge 2009-05-01 00:25|| || Front Page|| [9 views ]  Top

#1 They even ignored the Please Keep Off The Grass signs

Yes, I'm just as appalled as you are. Their country may have gone to hell, but they are still British.

"But, Herbert! What will the Queen say?"
"Just lie back and think of England, dear. Mind the Corgi poo."
Posted by SteveS 2009-05-01 00:55||   2009-05-01 00:55|| Front Page Top

#2 "We are not amused"
Posted by john frum 2009-05-01 06:49||   2009-05-01 06:49|| Front Page Top

#3 Uh, uh, methinks I'll go wid BRITANNIA SHALL ENDURE, versus THE NEXT PETA COMMERCIAL???

Gut Nuthin.

D *** NG IT, THATS NO WAY TO TREAT ARTIFICIAL GRASS!
Posted by JosephMendiola 2009-05-01 18:41||   2009-05-01 18:41|| Front Page Top

#4 "Several Japanese tourists filmed the couple for the up to 20 minutes" > wehell theres a shocker. THAT SOUND YOU HEAR IS GODZILLA + BOYZ NOT ROARING IN SHOCKED, BUT WEIRDLY AND MYSTERIOUSLY CURIOUS, -ZILLA INDIGNATION!
Posted by JosephMendiola 2009-05-01 18:44||   2009-05-01 18:44|| Front Page Top

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