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2009-04-30 -Lurid Crime Tales-

Okla. Bomber Sues Prison For Constipation

The Smoking Gun Web site reports on a lawsuit against his jailers filed by Terry Nichols, the domestic terrorist who teamed up with Timothy McVeigh to murder 168 people in the 1995 Oklahoma City bombing.

According to the court documents on the Smoking Gun Web site, Terry Nichols, 54, says the low-fiber prison diet has given him "chronic constipation, bleeding, hemorrhoids."

This week, a federal judge rejected Nichols's bid for a preliminary injunction against the Bureau of Prisons. A lawsuit filed last month by Nichols is pending.

To support his claim, Nichols solicited testimonials from other high-profile inmates including Eric Rudolph, whose bombs killed victims at abortion clinics and the 1996 Summer Olympics in Atlanta. Rudolph agrees with Nichols, saying "refined and highly processed" food served to killers like him causes "constipation, gas, and stomach cramps."

Posted by Fred 2009-04-30 08:08|| || Front Page|| [5 views ] Top

#1 oh well , your crimes caused alot more than constipation and gas and by the way you are not staying at the Ritz

Posted by rabid whitetail 2009-04-30 10:07|| 2009-04-30 10:07|| Front Page Top

#2 Hmmmm...I would figure his cellmate could help him out with that.

Posted by tu3031 2009-04-30 10:23|| 2009-04-30 10:23|| Front Page Top

#3 Boo freakin' hoo.

Posted by Cheaderhead 2009-04-30 11:14|| 2009-04-30 11:14|| Front Page Top

#4 SCOTUS nomination for any fed judge who replies "Look at it this way Terry, your buddy McVeigh doesn't have the problem and doesn't complain."

Posted by Procopius2k 2009-04-30 12:13|| 2009-04-30 12:13|| Front Page Top

#5 Well, what if we got that chick from the Puffington Host article yesterday to come over? She could give him a "master cleanse" and keep him safe from swine flu to boot! ;)

Posted by Cornsilk Blondie 2009-04-30 13:20|| 2009-04-30 13:20|| Front Page Top

#6 I've got a closet auger at home that will clean him out right quick.

Posted by Rambler in Virginia">Rambler in Virginia 2009-04-30 18:21|| 2009-04-30 18:21|| Front Page Top

#7 Give him a dose of COLON BLOW (Mentioned yesterday.

Posted by Redneck Jim">Redneck Jim 2009-04-30 20:24|| 2009-04-30 20:24|| Front Page Top

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