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2008-03-12 -Lurid Crime Tales-
Tehran police chief arrested in brothel with six prostitutes
Tehran, 10 March (AKI) - Tehran's police chief, Eliot Spitzer Reza Zarei, has been arrested after he was found nude in a local brothel with six naked prostitutes, according to report on the Iranian Farda News.
"The only way I'd ever get arrested is to get caught in bed with a dead girl or a live boy ..."
Farda News is a website said to be close to the mayor of Tehran and former chief of the police forces, Mohammed Bagher Qalibaf.

Following the raid, Zarei stepped down from his post as police chief.
More than Eliot Spitzer has done so far.
The news of his arrest however was not reported by any official Iranian news agency.
Take note, Iran apologists, even Pinchy has covered the Spitzer story.
According to a popular Iranian website Gooya, the order to raid the brothel was given directly by Ayatollah Mahmoud Hashemi Shahroudi, chief of the judicial authorities.

Before he was arrested, Zarei was in charge of the programme for the 'moralisation of the city'. It is alleged that in the past six months, hundreds of young people have been arrested in Iran for not respecting the Islamic code of behaviour.
It's just too rich: one thing we know about all people in power, they all have feet of clay.
Posted by Steve White 2008-03-12 00:00|| || Front Page|| [30 views ]  Top

#1 Hey, at least I was with one prostitute at a time...
Posted by Client No. 9 2008-03-12 00:19||   2008-03-12 00:19|| Front Page Top

#2 Six???
Posted by JosephMendiola 2008-03-12 00:59||   2008-03-12 00:59|| Front Page Top

#3 I'm smelling a setup. He'll prolly have a car accident soon.
Posted by Seafarious 2008-03-12 01:09||   2008-03-12 01:09|| Front Page Top

#4 If I was him, I'd also avoid staircases, windows, and Russian agents offering tea.
Posted by Seafarious 2008-03-12 01:15||   2008-03-12 01:15|| Front Page Top

#5 He's in deep doodoo. In the islamic republic he's only allowed to have four at a time.
Posted by ed 2008-03-12 01:16||   2008-03-12 01:16|| Front Page Top

#6 Did they arrest the six temporary wives?
Posted by gorb 2008-03-12 04:51||   2008-03-12 04:51|| Front Page Top

#7 He must have had a volume purchase agreement!
Posted by Thailing Gonque3980 2008-03-12 05:57||   2008-03-12 05:57|| Front Page Top

#8 So were the 'six naked prostitutes' girls or boys?
Posted by SteveS 2008-03-12 08:13||   2008-03-12 08:13|| Front Page Top

#9 None of the prostitutes were kids, all were consenting adults, even the goats.
Posted by Nimble Spemble 2008-03-12 09:11||   2008-03-12 09:11|| Front Page Top

#10 Six prostitutes? Ah, he must have been playing golf.
Posted by Penguin 2008-03-12 09:29||   2008-03-12 09:29|| Front Page Top

#11 I want you to listen to me. I'm going to say this again: I did not have sexual relations with that woman . . . or that one . . . or that one . . . or that one . . . or that one . . . or that other one over there.
Posted by Reza Zarei 2008-03-12 10:07||   2008-03-12 10:07|| Front Page Top

#12 Fiddly fiddly dee
Six ladies
Fiddly fiddly dee
Six ladies
Fiddly fiddly dee

Und I'm zee only mensch, ja

Fiddly fiddly dee
I like it
Fiddly fiddly dee
Zey like it
Fiddly fiddly dee

Zis six for one!

/apologies to Joel Grey
Posted by Seafarious 2008-03-12 10:24||   2008-03-12 10:24|| Front Page Top

#13 "They made a mistake! I said I was Client #6, not payin' for six..."

RZ
Posted by Creling Darling of the Lichtensteiners8341">Creling Darling of the Lichtensteiners8341  2008-03-12 11:56||   2008-03-12 11:56|| Front Page Top

#14 Just in. Spitzer is disgustedly jealous... Demands Zarei resign for him.
Posted by Icerigger 2008-03-12 12:40|| http://coonlakebeach.com/support_mn_troops.htm]">[http://coonlakebeach.com/support_mn_troops.htm]  2008-03-12 12:40|| Front Page Top

#15 He was just practicing for his 72 virgins.
Posted by Abu Uluque (aka Ebbang Uluque6305) 2008-03-12 16:10||   2008-03-12 16:10|| Front Page Top

#16 Does this make him Client #10?

Al
Posted by Frozen Al 2008-03-12 17:57||   2008-03-12 17:57|| Front Page Top

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