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2024-02-20 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Man in kilt arrested for allegedly shoving items up his rectum and returning them to shelves at antique stores

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Posted by Besoeker 2024-02-20 02:42|| || Front Page|| [30 views ] Top

#1 Kilt-wearing pervert is arrested after going into antique stores and shoving items up his rectum before placing them 'back on the shelf for display'

Posted by Skidmark 2024-02-20 04:46|| 2024-02-20 04:46|| Front Page Top

#2
An pretty soon he'll be walking the streets again, instead of committed to a Mental Ward.

Posted by NN2N1 2024-02-20 06:06|| 2024-02-20 06:06|| Front Page Top

#3 ...Everybody should have a hobby, but...

Mike

Posted by MikeKozlowski 2024-02-20 06:27|| 2024-02-20 06:27|| Front Page Top

#4 Yet another attempt to out-Florida Man, the Florida Man.

Returns should be agreed upon prior to purchase. Plug fitting should be done in the privacy of home or office.

Posted by Besoeker 2024-02-20 06:30|| 2024-02-20 06:30|| Front Page Top

#5 My grandparents had an antique store in NH years ago. They had problems with shoplifters. I am not sure that this man would have made it out of their store without a fractured cranium. Grammies best rolling pin would have ended up in an evidence bag along with a tasteful but besmirched Fenton fairy light.

Posted by Super Hose 2024-02-20 06:41|| 2024-02-20 06:41|| Front Page Top

#6 #3...

Sorry, No BUTS about it. 🙈</big>

Posted by NN2N1 2024-02-20 07:03|| 2024-02-20 07:03|| Front Page Top

#7 #2 An pretty soon he'll be walking the streets again, instead of committed to a Mental Ward.
Posted by NN2N1

Walking, awkwardly.

Posted by Frank G 2024-02-20 07:33|| 2024-02-20 07:33|| Front Page Top

#8 A kilt. I suppose the hospital gown was too obvious.

Posted by ed in texas 2024-02-20 09:15|| 2024-02-20 09:15|| Front Page Top

#9 I can imagine Robin Williams doing 15 minutes of standup on this episode in Scottish brogue.

Posted by Super Hose 2024-02-20 10:14|| 2024-02-20 10:14|| Front Page Top

#10 And of course, someone had to do a cavity search in case more evidence was at hand.

Posted by Procopius2k 2024-02-20 13:35|| 2024-02-20 13:35|| Front Page Top

#11 That, sir, is not first prize.

Posted by swksvolFF 2024-02-20 16:28|| 2024-02-20 16:28|| Front Page Top

#12 Just because I own a kilt doesn't mean it was me.

Posted by Rex Mundi 2024-02-20 19:21|| 2024-02-20 19:21|| Front Page Top

#13 Probably pretty much normal in certain circles back in the disco days...

A canny old Scot of the Quarter
Stuck curios not where he oughta.
One cold Sunday morn,
Among sporrans and corncobs
And claymores--
"Dude, where's my Toyota?"

Sorry, Mither, "Netsukes" didn't quite fit.

Posted by Black Charlie tse Tung4252 2024-02-20 22:25|| 2024-02-20 22:25|| Front Page Top

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