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2023-09-21 -Lurid Crime Tales-

Man tries to climb wall of elementary school with a sledgehammer, dies of apparent coronary arrest

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Posted by Besoeker 2023-09-21 02:42|| || Front Page|| [25 views ] Top

#1 Paramedics confirmed the man was dead at the scene.

"In falling from the wall, the man apparently struck himself in the head with the hammer a number of times when he bounced."

Posted by Skidmark 2023-09-21 04:02|| 2023-09-21 04:02|| Front Page Top

#2 When the average guy sees some clown trying to take a weapon over a fence into an elementary school....

Posted by Richard Aubrey 2023-09-21 05:55|| 2023-09-21 05:55|| Front Page Top

#3 FAFO.

Posted by EMS Artifact 2023-09-21 09:19|| 2023-09-21 09:19|| Front Page Top

#4 must have been vaxxed

Posted by 746 2023-09-21 10:08|| 2023-09-21 10:08|| Front Page Top

#5 Sounds like he did not have the cardiac fitness to use his personal EAP response for a house invasion by the Norse god Loki. Surely, the plan looked good on paper but it did not meet the test of real world circumstances. Maybe the humidity got him.

Posted by Super Hose 2023-09-21 14:35|| 2023-09-21 14:35|| Front Page Top

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