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2022-02-08 -Land of the Free

Governors in Connecticut, Delaware, New Jersey and Oregon announce plans to end school mask mandates as COVID cases plummet

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Posted by Skidmark 2022-02-08 09:18|| || Front Page|| [16 views ] Top

#1 Collapsing now.

When the Pfizer and DoD data, and the JHU study, and all the revisions to the inflated hospital data become widely known, how will Klain and Magoo's other handlers manage to blame their shitshow on OrangeMan?

How will they dispose of Fauxi? Chilean helicopter tour?

Posted by Merrick Ferret 2022-02-08 10:16|| 2022-02-08 10:16|| Front Page Top

#2 ending school mandates is just one step on the way to normalcy

there are also vax mandates, mask mandates in public places, etc.

Posted by Lord Garth 2022-02-08 13:19|| 2022-02-08 13:19|| Front Page Top

#3 Gearing up for midterms.

Posted by Angstrom 2022-02-08 14:32|| 2022-02-08 14:32|| Front Page Top

#4 Yes. I'm sure there are huge numbers of people ready to say, "Well, they let up. Until next time. So I will vote for them again."

Riiiiiight...

Posted by M. Murcek 2022-02-08 14:35|| 2022-02-08 14:35|| Front Page Top

#5 Left-Wing Comic Passes Out Onstage, Fractures her Skull, Just After Anti-Religious Joke About Being Triple Vaxxed and Boosted

Comedian Heather McDonald fell hard during a show in Tempe, Arizona, but it was no joke ... it was a medical emergency.

Eyewitnesses tell TMZ that the former "Chelsea Lately" star was headlining the sold-out show, when she delivered her second joke: "I'm vaxxed, double vaxxed, boosted ... and flu shot and shingle shot and haven't gotten COVID and Jesus loves me most."

As soon as she delivered the joke, she just collapsed and hit her head on the floor. Everyone thought at first it was all part of the act, but it was not. She was conscious, but clearly, all was not well. An EMT and a nurse happened to be in the audience ... they rushed up on stage to provide first aid.

Posted by Merrick Ferret 2022-02-08 14:42|| 2022-02-08 14:42|| Front Page Top

#6 It is my sincere belief that irony, not hydrogen, is the fundamental building block of the Universe.

Posted by SteveS 2022-02-08 14:52|| 2022-02-08 14:52|| Front Page Top

#7 My preferred universal building block is stupidity. There is no end to that.

Posted by Bubba Lover of the Faeries8843 2022-02-08 16:02|| 2022-02-08 16:02|| Front Page Top

#8 Wait for it....

New of C-19/22 strain to popup overseas or South America and spread quickly requiring further Global lockdowns and greater continued restrictive controls and mandates.

Any bets on where it will pop up this time?

Posted by NN2N1 2022-02-08 20:28|| 2022-02-08 20:28|| Front Page Top

#9 My universal Holy Trinity is Irony, Fatuity, Inanity

Posted by Merrick Ferret 2022-02-08 22:09|| 2022-02-08 22:09|| Front Page Top

#10 Off the "unworthy, but maybe someone will mention the Trinity" pile from this afternoon...

A boomer, an avid consumer
Of popular science and rumor,
Just knew that the roux
Of the cosmos, and you,
And your little dog's poo,
And the trinity, too,
Were dark humor. Or possibly tumor.

Posted by Unereger Scourge of the Apes5116 2022-02-08 23:56|| 2022-02-08 23:56|| Front Page Top

#11 Or was, even.

Posted by Unereger Scourge of the Apes5116 2022-02-08 23:59|| 2022-02-08 23:59|| Front Page Top

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