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2021-12-17 -Lurid Crime Tales-

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Posted by Skidmark 2021-12-17 00:00|| || Front Page|| [4 views ] Top

#1 and shoots robber in the face

Doesn't seem to mean what it usto.

Posted by Skidmark 2021-12-17 00:34|| 2021-12-17 00:34|| Front Page Top

#2 Je should have used a 45

Posted by Deacon Blues 2021-12-17 07:21|| 2021-12-17 07:21|| Front Page Top

#3 He may have. Story I read yesterday said the perp's lower face was "hamburger"

Posted by Frank G 2021-12-17 07:34|| 2021-12-17 07:34|| Front Page Top

#4 A fun parlor contest: Ask everyone around the fire to tell you what caliber bullet they would prefer to be shot with. M's disdain for Bond's .25 calibre Beretta aside, I pick "none of them."

Posted by M. Murcek 2021-12-17 07:51|| 2021-12-17 07:51|| Front Page Top

#5 Pray for sepsis.

Posted by Clulet Splat5443 2021-12-17 10:53|| 2021-12-17 10:53|| Front Page Top

#6 In one cheek and out the other?

Posted by ruprecht 2021-12-17 13:02|| 2021-12-17 13:02|| Front Page Top

#7 Poss hit the mandible and turned teeth and bone to shrapnel.

Posted by Skidmark 2021-12-17 13:56|| 2021-12-17 13:56|| Front Page Top

#8 Get that man a straw!

Posted by Silentbrick 2021-12-17 14:00|| 2021-12-17 14:00|| Front Page Top

#9 Feral Yout walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the ~~long~~ short face?"

Posted by Merrick Ferret 2021-12-17 14:29|| 2021-12-17 14:29|| Front Page Top

#10 "Tongue in cheek
...and ear...and eye orbital..and..."

Posted by Frank G 2021-12-17 14:43|| 2021-12-17 14:43|| Front Page Top

#11 "The comments...I'm speechless."

Posted by swksvolFF 2021-12-17 14:52|| 2021-12-17 14:52|| Front Page Top

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