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2017-09-27 -Land of the Free

"Mad Pooper" Has a Spokesman and an Excuse

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Posted by Anomalous Sources 2017-09-27 00:00|| || Front Page|| [3 views ] Top

#1 A pellet gun is useful for keeping squirrels and other pests off the lawn.

Posted by SteveS 2017-09-27 00:33|| 2017-09-27 00:33|| Front Page Top

#2 On long runs I've had to dump @mile 13 but never the same yard or in public.

Posted by Skidmark 2017-09-27 00:38|| 2017-09-27 00:38|| Front Page Top

#3 Whatever happened to flaming bags of dogshit on the concrete steps, and watching the neighbor you hate stomp it out only to realize what's really on his shoes when he starts to walk back into the house? I miss that stuff.

Posted by Raj 2017-09-27 01:38|| 2017-09-27 01:38|| Front Page Top

#4 In one account that I read, there is a public restroom along the route a block away from the targeted lawn.

I call bullshit too.

Posted by JohnQC 2017-09-27 07:50|| 2017-09-27 07:50|| Front Page Top

#5 Turn the hose on her.

I don't believe the spokesman. Not sure why.

Posted by rjschwarz 2017-09-27 22:29|| 2017-09-27 22:29|| Front Page Top

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