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2014-12-06 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Stolen 5,000-Pound Bridge Recovered in Michigan

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Posted by trailing wife 2014-12-06 00:00|| || Front Page|| [4 views ] Top

#1 Frankly speaking, or can I be Frank here? I can understand wanting a fine bridge. I have my eye on several.

Posted by Shipman 2014-12-06 04:34|| 2014-12-06 04:34|| Front Page Top

#2 It's too early to read rantburg. I first saw the title as "Stolen 5000 Pound Bride Recovered in Michigan" something altogether different.

Posted by whitecollar redneck 2014-12-06 06:50|| 2014-12-06 06:50|| Front Page Top

#3 I like Bailey bridges, but I keep my urges to myself and under control, so far.

Posted by Alaska Paul 2014-12-06 11:41|| 2014-12-06 11:41|| Front Page Top

#4 y'all think you're sooooo funny :-(

Posted by Frank G 2014-12-06 12:02|| 2014-12-06 12:02|| Front Page Top

#5 We are just trying to bridge the gap between civil engineering humor and humor humor.

Posted by SteveS 2014-12-06 13:32|| 2014-12-06 13:32|| Front Page Top

#6 What is the difference between Mechanical Engineers and Civil Engineers?

Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil Engineers build targets.
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Two engineering students were walking across a university campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?"

The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday, minding my own business, when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike, threw it to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want."

The first engineer nodded approvingly and said, "Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fit you anyway."

Posted by Mullah Richard 2014-12-06 16:37|| 2014-12-06 16:37|| Front Page Top

#7 Damn Norwegian Trolls.

Posted by Thor Chuck1852 2014-12-06 20:44|| 2014-12-06 20:44|| Front Page Top

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