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2014-02-07 -Lurid Crime Tales-

Allah arrested for theft of 300 year old Stradivarius fiddle.

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Posted by Besoeker 2014-02-07 07:01|| || Front Page|| [4 views ] Top

#1 String him up.

/pun intended.

Posted by Pappy 2014-02-07 14:23|| 2014-02-07 14:23|| Front Page Top

#2 Go to your room. ;-)

Posted by gorb 2014-02-07 14:38|| 2014-02-07 14:38|| Front Page Top

#3 Always figured Universal Allah was a Klepto

Posted by Au Auric 2014-02-07 15:06|| 2014-02-07 15:06|| Front Page Top

#4 Touche a la droit; match to Al Auric

Posted by Harcourt Forkbeard4859 2014-02-07 15:16|| 2014-02-07 15:16|| Front Page Top

#5 Universal Allah, damn now that's a power name right there.

I've a mind to TradeMark Universal Allah Wrench and sell it on TeeVee in the early AM.

Posted by Shipman 2014-02-07 17:10|| 2014-02-07 17:10|| Front Page Top

#6 Too bad they were just fiddlin' around.

Posted by Deacon Blues 2014-02-07 18:52|| 2014-02-07 18:52|| Front Page Top

#7 If you'll cut class for any Mary Jane's caress,
But lately tests show you've developed CRS,
Get more than you're used to from your blunts!
Wow your stoner chums with sick mnemonic stunts!
They'll fire your synapses and clean your points --
Smoke Allah's Universal Knowledge Joints!

p.s. I do not partake, nor endorse. Tried it long ago and was deemed cool by the lit brigade for years thereafter, but for some reason I never took to it. Probably wanted to avoid the middleman and get straight to the munchies.

Posted by Zenobia Floger6220 2014-02-07 20:43|| 2014-02-07 20:43|| Front Page Top

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