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2014-01-09 -Lurid Crime Tales-

Bank Robbery Foiled When Teller Can't Read Hold'up Note

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Posted by Omavising Ebbemp9815 2014-01-09 00:00|| || Front Page|| [3 views ] Top

#1 ..but the bank will be sued by DoJ for institutional racism by expecting Jamal Garrett to be able to write in the white supremacists manner.

Posted by Procopius2k 2014-01-09 08:40|| 2014-01-09 08:40|| Front Page Top

#2 P2K, lol.

Posted by g(r)omgoru 2014-01-09 11:22|| 2014-01-09 11:22|| Front Page Top

#3 Ahhhhh, the lost art of penmanship.

Posted by Ebbang Uluque6305 2014-01-09 11:42|| 2014-01-09 11:42|| Front Page Top

#4 ...so the penance will probably not be writing, à la Bart Simpson, "I Will Not Rob Banks" 1,000 times...

Posted by Uncle Phester 2014-01-09 11:47|| 2014-01-09 11:47|| Front Page Top

#5 Witnesses from the failed bank heist positively identified Garrett as the suspect.

Hand writing experts were not needed.

Posted by Besoeker 2014-01-09 13:17|| 2014-01-09 13:17|| Front Page Top

#6 probably in flowing cursive

Posted by Frank G 2014-01-09 15:20|| 2014-01-09 15:20|| Front Page Top

#7 If he had no costume on and is clearly easy to identify by appearance why not speak? Was he hoping to not alert customers?

I saw a thing a decade ago about new bank doors that were like bullet proof air locks and the idea was you let the bank robber go and then trap him on his way out. I'm surprised we don't see more of those things. LIke the photos on the back of the credit cards its like some folks really aren't taking things seriously. Perhaps because the government backs up the theft and loans.

Posted by rjschwarz 2014-01-09 15:20|| 2014-01-09 15:20|| Front Page Top

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