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2013-01-01 -Signs, Portents, and the Weather-
Fears of mass suicides as followers of jailed cult leader Warren Jeffs prepare for end of the world TONIGHT
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Posted by Fred 2013-01-01 00:00|| E-Mail|| Front Page|| [263 views ]  Top

#1 So how many times have I survived the End of the World? And I'm talking just this year...
Posted by tu3031 2013-01-01 00:11||   2013-01-01 00:11|| Front Page Top

#2 You know the "end is NOT near" when a Kroger coin machine charges .09% to cash in your small change jar, but freely accepts EBT cards at no additional charge for prime rib, fresh produce, and Deli treats.
Posted by Besoeker 2013-01-01 07:03||   2013-01-01 07:03|| Front Page Top

#3 Well, it's after midnight. Anything happen?

Did the world end and I didn't get the e-mail?

Did supporters of the child rapist off themselves?
Posted by Barbara 2013-01-01 09:57||   2013-01-01 09:57|| Front Page Top

#4 The world ended as it was yesterday.
Posted by JohnQC 2013-01-01 10:07||   2013-01-01 10:07|| Front Page Top

#5 Why wasn't I told, John?
Posted by Barbara 2013-01-01 10:08||   2013-01-01 10:08|| Front Page Top

#6 It didn't end. It just rebooted.
Posted by Fred 2013-01-01 10:42||   2013-01-01 10:42|| Front Page Top

#7 This rebooted world seems to have the same conditions & cast of characters as the previous one had. This brave new world is, however, deeper in debt than the previous one was.
Posted by Anguper Hupomosing9418 2013-01-01 10:45||   2013-01-01 10:45|| Front Page Top

#8 This rebooted world seems to have the same conditions & cast of characters as the previous one had. This brave new world is, however, deeper in debt than the previous one was.

Well, OTOH Russia and China seem to be doing just fine.
Posted by Thing From Snowy Mountain 2013-01-01 11:00||   2013-01-01 11:00|| Front Page Top

#9 This rebooted world seems to have the same conditions & cast of characters as the previous one had.
The virus is in the BIOS.
Posted by Glenmore 2013-01-01 11:03||   2013-01-01 11:03|| Front Page Top

#10 D *** NG IT, the World can't end tonite - I haven't exploited McDonald's MCRIB Promo yet! I DEMAND A RECOUNT!

> MASSIVE SOLAR FLARE - the Sun. EARLY/SUDDEN
"RED GIANT" PHASE = SOLAR EXPANSION???
> GLOBAL VOLCANISM = HIMALAYAN SUPER-CALDERA - mostly the Sun [again].
> COMET APOPHIS + GUAM, EARTH-VISIBLE MOON EXPLOSIONS = lack of effec OWG Space Defense because there is reliable OWG because US-World Govts-Perts are still arguing about everything, i.e. "who pays". The International Community mightiest achievemnet is "agreeing to "disagee" hence little or nothing gets done. See also above for SOLAR FLARE/STORM.
> PLANET X/NIBIRU - challenge to the "status quo" of prevailing theories, includ Archaeo-Astronomy, as per our Planetary System.
> 1990'S COMET SHOEMAKER-LEVY 9 BREAKUP + JUPITER IMPACT - did Comet SL9 impact displace surface debris = chunks from Jupiter's surface into its high atmosphere iff not space orbit such as to threaten Earth??? AFAIK, NASA-JPL + UNIVERSITY STAR/SPACE BOYZ HAVE N-O-T ANSWERED THE QUESTION.
> RANDOM/MISCELLANEOUS INCOMING SPACE ROCKS. See for OWG + COMET APOPHIS.

CONSIDERING HOW MANY TIMES NASA + PERTS CALCULATIONS HAVE BEEN WAY OFF, AFAIC THE ABOVE SUBJECT MATTER OR QUESTIONS ARE QUITE VALID.

* "KELLY'S HEROES" > GENERAL CARROL O'CONNOR = "YOU GENTLEMAN ARE THE ONES THATS SUPPOSED TO BE MANAGING/FIGHTING THIS WAR - HELL, YOU DON'T DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE IT IS! WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHERE IT IS - ITS 30 MILES BEYOND WHERE YOU THOUGHT IT WAS ... ... COME ON, NOW, LETS GET THIS ARMY OF MINE [OWG Space Govt] BACK IN THE WAR"!!
Posted by JosephMendiola 2013-01-01 19:29||   2013-01-01 19:29|| Front Page Top

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00:14 JosephMendiola
23:49 trailing wife
23:35 Thing From Snowy Mountain
23:35 JosephMendiola
23:29 JosephMendiola
23:14 JosephMendiola
22:35 Thing From Snowy Mountain
22:34 Thing From Snowy Mountain
22:05 SteveS
21:41 Pappy
21:32 Pappy
21:30 Mugsy Glink
21:22 Barbara
21:10 swksvolFF
21:08 KBK
20:59 M. Murcek
20:59 Frank G
20:57 M. Murcek
20:56 Airandee
20:54 KBK
20:13 Barbara
20:12 Mike Kozlowski
20:11 Barbara

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